Posted on 01/30/2015 6:00:43 PM PST by zeestephen
Tiger Woods, his game sliding from bad to worse, shot a 11-over-par 82 Friday and failed to make the cut at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. The 82 was his worst score as a professional.
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It was a sexual metaphor, m e t a p h o r. You know swing as in sex because Tiger likes women, lots of women and obama likes......
Good grief, I shoot better than 82 every time I play.....sometimes I do even better on the back nine..:-)
That's not very difficult. The hard part is keeping up that pace for the second 9 holes.
Damn. Am I slow today or what? lol!
The son of a bitch deserved it.
Nice pic! :)
Hell - I've shot 82 - even better - on several occasions.
(Then they made me play the back 9.)
He’s been on a long slide down ever since his dad died. That’s because he has no foundation in his life and has a hole in heart that only Jesus Christ can fill.
Wow - I golf like Tiger Woods.
I do not recall any accusations against Tiger that he had beaten any woman. He cheated on his wife and Elin smacked him upside the head with a 9-iron (deservedly) and he has “boinked” quite a few women but AFAIK he has never “beaten” any unless you want to count Annika Sorenstam; but that was on the golf course when the two used to be neighbors and friendly rivals and occasional practice partners, and according to Annika, she once beat Tiger and he didn’t like that very much. LOL!
An interesting stat provided by John Ziegler (who has written extensively on Woods over the years):
Had he not made a birdie on #18 in the second round of last year’s US Open, he would have gone 11 months without playing 72 holes.
No. Par is 72 and in the world of top PGA golfers (and even on the LPGA tour) anything over Par is not a good round and depending on where the rest of the field placed, sometimes even a few strokes over Par is often not good enough to make the cut to play the final two days of a tournament. An 11 over Par is a very poor score for a professional golfer.
But there have been worse (and these were on single holes):
http://golftips.golfsmith.com/highest-single-hole-scores-history-pga-20756.html
Lost his character.
Take a look at this post. I think that is the reference to ‘two over par’.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3252461/posts?page=10#10
For a proper perspective, you should probably review the post that I was replying to...
Thank you deport, you got depoint...
Grand Prize for Best Sense of Humor on this thread.
I don't usually laugh at puns, but “depoint” is excellent.
And your fluency “in two languages” is outstanding.
Do you work in the comedy business or ever get paid for one liners?
Hat Trick!
I didn’t realize you had other posts.
“Two over par”
I read right past that.
You have great economy in expression.
Very impressive.
Thanks, zeestephen...you have heard how looks aren’t everything? Well, in my case, they are...oh, I will be doing an 8 o’clock show, so check back then...
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