Lingerie store sells Michelle Obama bra

The Hill ^ | 1/23/15 | Judy Kurtz

[Libloather]

A “first lady” bra inspired by Michelle Obama is “flying out of” a Washington lingerie store.

The owner of Coup de Foudre Lingerie in the nation’s capital says that according to the bra’s Belgian manufacturer, PrimaDonna, the intimate apparel was “inspired by [Michelle Obama’s] sense of elegance and fashion.”

Kiersten Ballman, whose store has outfitted women in the District for the last 10 years, describes the royal blue, $146 bra as having a “specialized cup for fuller-busted women.”

After getting a shipment of more than 15 of the bras to her shop on Thursday, Ballman says she’s down to a stock of four. She has already ordered more, saying, “They came in yesterday and they’re flying right back out the door.”

When asked if customers are intrigued by the undergarment’s ode to Obama, Ballman replies even if the first lady connection is appealing, her clientele appear to be more drawn to the fit and style. “The color is amazing. That’s what first catches people’s eye. Washingtonians love blue.”

Ballman adds, “It’s offering support in a plunging silhouette in an amazing color.”

[Daffynition]

Do you want matches with that?

[Slings and Arrows]

Brain bleach will suffice.

[Viennacon]

Isn’t it more two concrete mixers linked via chain? churning all that coconut butter and fat around

[ApplegateRanch]

Michelle Obama’s sense of elegance and fashion is on a par with her husband’s American patriotism.

[ApplegateRanch]

It’s blue—how appropriate for the witch’s tits.

[Slings and Arrows]

*snort*

[Darksheare]

” A “first lady” bra inspired by Michelle Obama is “flying out of” a Washington lingerie store.”

So it is self propelled, and quite possibly homicidal.
It flew out of the store, so it is airborne.
Dear merciful heaven, what abomination have they unleashed?!
*insert image of flying three inch width vinyl boob belt swooping down at people*

[rawcatslyentist]

Does it come with a roll of tricky dicky sticky tape?

[Bon mots]

Bra?
Did they mean jockstrap?

[MasterGunner01]

OMG! That which has been seen cannot be unseen. My eyes! My eyes!!

[a fool in paradise]

This thread is worthless without pictures

[GeronL]

lol

[a fool in paradise]

[GeronL]

She look-a-like-Wookie

[wardaddy]

She ain’t buxom atall

[Slings and Arrows]

That’s not Mooch - too feminine.

[wardaddy]

That’s Putins you’ll be funnier dead laugh

The one he reserves for wayward Oligarchs or Right Sector honchos in Kiev

[Gaffer]

“They came in yesterday and they’re flying right back out the door.”

Gee.....didn't even need a broom...

[Gaffer]

“Style and grace”

[poobear]

Moochie looks likes she wears a 54 AA. Girls you know what I’m talking about!