What Did You Get For Christmas?

Some Stuff | 12/26/14 | blueunicorn6

[blueunicorn6]

What did you get for Christmas? I asked Santa for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. I've got a perfect place for it in the garage. I can't ride it. I'm a menace to society when I'm on a motorcycle. Not because I carry a switchblade. I just crash all the time. I was looking at a motorcycle once, and it fell on me. Engine wasn't even running. Just fell on me. I really rode in my younger days. I rode into cars. I rode into trees. Once, I even rode into a hill. You'd think that you could see a hill from a long distance away and miss it, but, nope, I came around a corner and there was a hill and I smacked into it. And they don't give, much. Well, I asked for a Harley Davidson, and you know what I got? Holland. Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with Holland? Windmills and dykes and wooden shoes and the Hollandaise people. Have you ever tried to ride a windmill down Highway 101? Nothing but trouble there. I'll probably just re gift it and give it to my cousin David. Anybody else get a good present?

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I liked the “ammotree” You KNOW which one I mean! LOL!

[right way right]

I got some socks, t shirts, a coffee mug with Rudolf, some canned oysters with Tricuits, (breath mints included) and a Micro-touch razor made in China with blades made in Vietnam and that fat bald pawn star guy picture
on the box.
Oh, also I was given a Flannel shirt from Jc pennys made in Indonesia, while labeled XXL it is actually a L and my belly sticks out below. Sexy!
I have been unemployed dealing with health issues that make me a hard one to hire and this is the first Christmas in my life that I did not have to go to or have over relatives.
Awsome Christmas. Serious, we dumped the high expectations and fully celebrated Jesus.
Church on Wednesday evening was the highlight because of Jesus.

[caww]

I can get carried away phosting our troops though! LOLOL Aren't they just wonderful!

[caww]

Yes, this one...

Here's another they put together

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That’s It! LOL!

[who knows what evil?]

Congratulations!

[blueunicorn6]

My parents did that string trick with me! It led to the bus station.

[lowbridge]

Same thing I got last year and the year before that and the year before that, etc.

Nothing.

[squarebarb]

Was asked what I wanted for Christmas.

I said, ‘Ammunition’. ‘9mm’.

I got it.

[blueunicorn6]

Sounds like the American Dream to me! God bless you!

[caww]

:)

An old friend of my mothers made dandy line wine in his basement....I couldn’t believe it when I tasted it..it was wonderful!

[yldstrk]

To clarify, we have a lot of physical crap but relationships are strained and loneliness abounds............

[caww]

Why?

[blueunicorn6]

Motorcycles and music and ministering! Cool!

[TalBlack]

“Engine wasn’t even running. Just fell on me.”

Years ago I read that that is the type of accident which caused the majority of injuries to motorcycle cops.

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It is very fulfilling! :-)

Have a Wonderful Christmas and new Year.

[blueunicorn6]

Cool! I made one of those once. OK, it was a tin can with a nail in it. You could use it to count to one.

[Berlin_Freeper]

This is my daughter opening her Doctor's Kit, gift:

I got a new video card for my computer and blue-tooth speakers for my iphone.

:)

[blueunicorn6]

“Jolly old Saint Nicholas
Lean your ear this way
Don’t you tell a single soul
What I’m going to say.”

The big blabber mouth. He told everyone at the North Pole. All the elves go, “Oh, here comes mister ‘I want a teddy bear’ through the workshop.”

[Rodamala]

Ed Harley III meets The Nazis from Natchez