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Driver calls police, gets arrested on DUI charge after pants fall down
Fox News Boston ^ | 12/19/2014 | Jorge Millan

Posted on 12/21/2014 8:09:48 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity

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Gets a DUI after his pants fall down. Guy thinks he's a federal judge or something.
1 posted on 12/21/2014 8:09:48 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

“the 21-year-old had his foot on the break “

What was broken?


2 posted on 12/21/2014 8:13:33 AM PST by OSHA (One despises and wants to destroy the United States, the other is a dead terrorist.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Gets a DUI after his pants fall down. Guy thinks he's a federal judge or something.

Lol.

He DOES need help, doesn't he?
But then, I OFTEN think that some of our federal judges need help too. Roe vs. Wade

3 posted on 12/21/2014 8:14:02 AM PST by cloudmountain
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To: OSHA
“the 21-year-old had his foot on the break “
What was broken?

People have NO idea how silly they sound when they make these stupid errors.

All we have here are words and graphics to express ourselves, so being able to communicate those ideas requires DECENT spelling. (At least.)

4 posted on 12/21/2014 8:16:16 AM PST by cloudmountain
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New England joke. Something like this happened to a cross dressing Federal judge from Boston stopped for DUI in Maine a few years ago. S/he resigned a few weeks later.


5 posted on 12/21/2014 8:16:48 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (This is known as "bad luck". - Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
New England joke. Something like this happened to a cross dressing Federal judge from Boston stopped for DUI in Maine a few years ago. S/he resigned a few weeks later.

:o)
Thanks for the explanation.

6 posted on 12/21/2014 8:20:05 AM PST by cloudmountain
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
told police he didn't know what day or time it was.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

7 posted on 12/21/2014 8:23:08 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Does anybody really care?


8 posted on 12/21/2014 8:29:18 AM PST by mowowie (`)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

There was also a Judge McFall a few years back getting arrested for public drunkenness because his pants kept falling down. Yeah, that’s probably a sign that you need to slow down on the drinking.


9 posted on 12/21/2014 8:32:19 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Visualize whirled peas.)
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To: mowowie

If so I can’t imagine why


10 posted on 12/21/2014 8:33:09 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Pointing out dereliction of duty is NOT fear mongering, especially in a panDEMic)
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Does anybody really know what time it is?

Twenty-five or six to four. I think.

11 posted on 12/21/2014 8:38:12 AM PST by Steely Tom (Thank you for self-censoring.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

no details on the “accident”?


12 posted on 12/21/2014 8:43:50 AM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!


13 posted on 12/21/2014 8:48:44 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: BenLurkin

I once had a friend tell a cop about Einstein’s theory that nothing in the universe ever comes to a complete stop. That didn’t go over so great.


14 posted on 12/21/2014 8:51:34 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Visualize whirled peas.)
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Yeah, what a great time of year for the cops. Here's another gem:


Riverdale [NJ] Police found the 23-year-old Cedar Grove man
passed out in his car, drunk, in the parking lot of Target
on Route 23. Courtesy of Riverdale Police Department

15 posted on 12/21/2014 8:57:08 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Visualize whirled peas.)
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To: OSHA

It was serving as a break not a brake because his mojo was busted and he couldn’t get it together to keep driving.


16 posted on 12/21/2014 9:21:27 AM PST by MHGinTN
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
"the 21-year-old had his foot on the break"

More of the everyday genius in journalism.


17 posted on 12/21/2014 10:13:15 AM PST by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: MHGinTN

Ah-hahahahahahaha!!!!


18 posted on 12/21/2014 10:23:17 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Visualize whirled peas.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hold my pants and watch this! ping


19 posted on 12/21/2014 10:27:36 AM PST by Clay Moore ("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
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To: familyop

Surely a graduate of the U of Missouri School of Journalism.


20 posted on 12/21/2014 10:56:15 AM PST by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go! The Pack is back in 2014!)
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