Clinton Press Secretary Thinks Hillary Should Be a Supreme Court Justice

frontpagemag.com ^ | De. 16, 2014 | Daniel Greenfield

[PROCON]

The only question is why stop there? Can’t we just appointed a politician, whose only qualification for every job she has gotten in the last two decades has been her last name, Supreme Overlord of the Universe?

Mike McCurry, Bill Clinton’s press secretary and a guy you happily forgot even existed until now, returns with a proposal so insane that even Obama might shake his head.

What if a vacancy now appeared on our nation’s highest court? Given the bitterness and polarization that exists in Washington today, it is hard to imagine any nominee offered by Barack Obama having a less than tumultuous path to confirmation.

With one exception: Hillary Rodham Clinton.

[PROCON]

Just damn, that would ruin the Hillary/Liewatha 2016 ticket...

[Sacajaweau]

Never happen.

[onyx]

Well, with her boozing, she couldn’t live THAT much longer.

[nonamer]

Is there anything this woman can’t do?

[glorgau]

I think she should be the first female Pope. She’s just as qualified for that.

[onyx]

Yeah, FrancisII.

[PieterCasparzen]

Based on the logic present in SCOTUS, I’d say my cat is well-qualified to be a Supreme Court justice.

[Cyman]

She is not smart enough to kick a whoring husband to the curb and someone want to make her a SCJ?

[bkopto]

Cankles would be a match for Buzzi Ginsberg, both with shrunken brains due to age and alcohol abuse (Cankles, that is), and Cankles had a prior intracranial bleed. A perfect prerequisite for adjudicating laws!

[Gen.Blather]

“Well, with her boozing, she couldn’t live THAT much longer.”

I’ve known a couple of falling-down type alcoholics who finally died in their 90’s. Really bad people tend to live long, damaging (to others) lives. It’s only the good who die young.

[nascarnation]

Yes, an informal survey seems to indicate that leftys with gold plated healthcare tend to live a long time.

Soros and J. Carter as a couple examples.

[grania]

is there anything this woman can't do?

Earn an honest paycheck

[PieterCasparzen]

Well, with her boozing, she couldn’t live THAT much longer.

LOL. Well, let's see, all that booze, hasn't driven a car in decades, I'd say new world order will keep her body in some vegetative state in some laboratory bunker somewhere, propped up for a camera with her eyes open and mouth moving... oh... that could go on for... centuries.

That was Jeremy Bentham's dream, right ?



All these NWO minions seem to relish living forever on earth. No wonder, cuz they know what they're facing when they meet their maker.

[Da Coyote]

And I think she should change bedclothes at my local Motel 6.

[llevrok]

Based on the logic present in SCOTUS, I’d say my cat is well-qualified to be a Supreme Court justice.

Cats are independent thinkers (except for tuna) and would make great justices.

Hillary has the same intellectual weakness, except for booze

[onyx]

Yes, I’ve witnessed that, also.

[DannyTN]

This just in from the future...

The Supreme Court issued a ruling today, saying "What difference does it make?" This is the 23rd such ruling this year.

Other notable rulings this year include:

• It's acceptable for Supreme Court Justices to access all FBI files and use them to intimidate anyone they wish.
• Tips from industry players on the direction of cattle futures to politicians does not constitute bribery.
• Retroactive accounting of security transactions is acceptable on politicians accounts.
• Records may be withheld by the administration for any reason whatsoever.
• Gunrunning by the administration is legal regardless of what Congress says.

[dead]

[onyx]

LOLOLOLOLOL.

[tet68]

Is there anything this woman can’t do?

Our first Womyn President Senator Judge

Or FPSJOTUS ?

All rise, all bow to Herself!