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SO WHO CAN YOU STILL JOKE ABOUT? A List of groups you can still safely make public jokes about
Powerline ^ | 12/16/2014 | Steven Hayward

Posted on 12/16/2014 1:41:47 PM PST by SeekAndFind

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To: Mr. K

You can tell polish jokes and I won’t mind. (but you have to explain them to me)
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If you insist....

There will never be a Major Sporting event in Warsaw.
Most everyone will be sitting behind a Pole..

Why did the Germans have such an easy time overrunning Poland?
They marched in backwards and everyone thought they were leaving.

Ah, you and your Polish jokes. Can YOU speak Polish?
NO.
Well, how does it feel being dumber than a whole country full of people.

..Moans and groans...


41 posted on 12/16/2014 2:03:50 PM PST by xrmusn ((6/98)those who understand, no explanation needed-Those who don't none will work.)
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To: Vendome
You can make fun of the Irish. We don’t care and are fairly self deprecating.

Deprechauns.

42 posted on 12/16/2014 2:05:42 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: MeganC

Hey some of my best friends are blonde.


43 posted on 12/16/2014 2:06:10 PM PST by skeeter
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To: SeekAndFind
Rednecks - most of the time they don't know you're making fun of them, and even if they did they wouldn't care.
44 posted on 12/16/2014 2:06:14 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: All

Conservative bloggers, evangelical Christians, and Mormons.

So here goes nothing ...

A conservative blogger, an evangelical Christian, and a Mormon walked into a bar. Only one had the foggiest idea where he was.


45 posted on 12/16/2014 2:06:14 PM PST by Peter ODonnell (Is it just me, or is there something wrong with political correctness? /s)
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To: Sherman Logan
I saw a Corvair with a Ralph Nader for president bumper sticker on it once.
46 posted on 12/16/2014 2:06:57 PM PST by political1 (Love your neighbors)
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To: SeekAndFind; Eaker; Jim Robinson; Windflier; TheMom; TheOldLady; onyx; thackney; mylife; NYTexan
SO WHO CAN YOU STILL JOKE ABOUT?

Rednecks.

Because we don't give a rat's ass.

47 posted on 12/16/2014 2:07:03 PM PST by humblegunner (Why hello, Captain Trips.)
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To: skeeter

And now you have another! (-:


48 posted on 12/16/2014 2:07:17 PM PST by MeganC (It took Democrats four hours to deport Elian Gonzalez)
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To: xrmusn

One of favorite Polish jokes (and yes, I am of Polish descent):

Two Polish pilots try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground one pilot screams to the other pilot : “Get the airplane up, the runaway is ending...”.

The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.

They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again “Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...”

The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent the pilot says : “Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway.”

“I know” answers the second pilot, “But look how wide they made it.”


49 posted on 12/16/2014 2:07:21 PM PST by kosciusko51 (Enough of "Who is John Galt?" Who is Patrick Henry?)
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To: Vendome

That seems to be true up here as well. My former boss was Irish, and he made the best Irish jokes going. Actually, because he made jokes about his own kin, he felt it gave him license to make jokes about everyone else as well, and he did. Some of them were pretty good lol.


50 posted on 12/16/2014 2:08:43 PM PST by JudyinCanada
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Plus we’re funny.


51 posted on 12/16/2014 2:08:52 PM PST by humblegunner (Why hello, Captain Trips.)
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To: Fai Mao

Can we still make fun of lawyers?


52 posted on 12/16/2014 2:08:52 PM PST by kosciusko51 (Enough of "Who is John Galt?" Who is Patrick Henry?)
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To: MeganC

Suits me!


53 posted on 12/16/2014 2:09:08 PM PST by skeeter
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To: political1

54 posted on 12/16/2014 2:09:19 PM PST by nascarnation (Impeach, Convict, Deport)
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To: The Ghost of FReepers Past

It wouldn’t offend anyone to tell a pollack joke.

It just wouldn’t make any sense to infer that they’re stupid. I think that went away just about the time that Lech Walesa kicked the commies out of Poland and Polish John Paul II helped kick the commies out of the rest of Europe.

But they are still good jokes:

Q: What did the Pollack give his wife on their wedding day that was long and hard?

A: His last name.


55 posted on 12/16/2014 2:09:44 PM PST by kidd (What we have now is the federal gruberment)
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To: SeekAndFind

Scots. But the jokes aren’t that funny so you don’t hear many of them.


56 posted on 12/16/2014 2:10:17 PM PST by TigersEye (ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
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To: kosciusko51

LOL!


57 posted on 12/16/2014 2:10:30 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Redneck humour is good, but it’s ALWAYS open season on mothers-in-law. There’s nothing funny about mine because she’s evil incarnate, but they’re pretty good joke material, as a rule.


58 posted on 12/16/2014 2:10:35 PM PST by JudyinCanada
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To: skeeter

They aren’t an ethnicity but on the other hand there aren’t too many asian, black or otherwise third world blondes.
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If one of the above or a Redhead or brunette etc does something outlandish just comment on how a LOT of women dye their hair blonde.

end with

You must dye your hair and you did a great job with the roots....

You will have a couple of minutes to ‘clear the area’....


59 posted on 12/16/2014 2:11:39 PM PST by xrmusn ((6/98)those who understand, no explanation needed-Those who don't none will work.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Bald guys are pretty much fair game.


60 posted on 12/16/2014 2:12:02 PM PST by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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