Pooper Scoopers in Heaven?

12/13/14/ | Self

[Keli Kilohana]

First it was that all atheists can go to Heaven. Then it was that communist economics is Biblical. Furthermore, he and the church believes theistic evolution--"God is not a magician." (God made everything, then everything made everything. Adam and Eve's parents were apes.) The church needs to dialogue about the Sacrament of Marriage concerning divorce and unnatural marriage. Basically, the church has become RC-Lite and "all things to all sheeple."

Now, he says that all dogs go to Heaven! What about other pets? Let me tell you that cat fanciers are being rubbed the wrong way! Rumors are that the Rev. "Meow" Sharpton plans to protest that "Roamin' Cat'lics are pets too" and should not be barred from Heaven!"

Pastor Terry K. Hagedorn
Calvary Baptist Church
PO Box 282 Reedsville, WV
Ph. 304-864-3870
MOUNTAIN MANNA, 96.7 FM, Sundays 9:30am
http://mountainmanna.com
"Pointing Mountaineers to Mount Calvary."

[BykrBayb]

I thought it comes out as white flakes that fall to earth.

[LostInBayport]

Not seeing her in the afterlife would be my hell.

I believe that true pets are gifts from God ("entertaining angels unaware", perhaps?). He gave them something special - not a soul like we have, but still something that sets them apart from other animals. I find it hard to fathom that they would not be welcomed back to Him to be loved as the beings he made them to be. They know loyalty and yes, love that is not imagined by the owner and extends beyond merely gratitude for a human being feeding them. I believe this to be a wonderful and often overlooked gift by an omnipotent and generous God.

It may not be written in the Bible that all cats and dogs go to Heaven (although there is a passage in Romans someone pointed out here not long ago that seems to apply)...but perhaps He didn't mention it because He is more concerned with us getting there and having the ability to recognize a blessing when we see, pet and yes, feed it.

[mylife]

[varon]

In heaven the poop comes out in little cellophane packets..........and it's called Ramen Noodles...............

[SevenofNine]

HA HA I think my cat think he is God LOL!

Yeah Cats are consider Egypt holy figure during Pharoah right

Mummand have a kitty cat too that what I don’t get about Islam

They think dogs are “dirty” but Cats come on

[sagar]

Only white horses in heaven, no black, yellow, or brown. Somebody call Reverend Sharpton!

[bunkerhill7]

Balaam`s Ass

“Then Balaam said to the donkey, “Because you have made a mockery of me! If there had been a sword in my hand, I would have killed you by now.” 30The donkey said to Balaam, “Am I not your donkey on which you have ridden all your life to this day? Have I ever been accustomed to do so to you?” And he said, “No.” 31Then the LORD opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way with his drawn sword in his hand; and he bowed all the way to the ground.…”

Nymbers 22:30

[Nea Wood]

Good point about the Garden of Eden! Seems animals were all tame then, and they were all vegetarians. I don’t see why it wouldn’t be the same in Heaven.

But if animals are not there, I assume there’ll be something to make up for it. After all, there are no tears in Heaven, so we know we’ll be happy there!

[tet68]

Since the dogs, and every thing else in “Heaven”
eat Manna, there is no poop. Eat up!

[CatDancer]

Sir? or Ma’am? No disrespect, but does your post have a meaning in proper English?

[Keli Kilohana]

Someone wake up Ratzinger. We made need to put him back in the game.

[Nepeta]

I’d like to believe my first cat, Peaches, has the job of greeting cat lovers as they enter heaven. She was my greeter whenever anyone visited me. Not seeing her in the afterlife would be my hell.

I understand completely.