Posted on 12/06/2014 3:10:16 PM PST by Patriot777
December 2nd, 2014, 6:44 AM A 51-year-old homeless man stole an unattended ambulance from a Pontiac hospital and told police he was headed to a topless bar, the Oakland Press reports.
The keys were in the ignition. The man, who has mental health issues, is expected to be arraigned Tuesday on car theft charges, the paper reported. Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7dd_1417820886#IigS0m5ioYoiGcE7.99
(Excerpt) Read more at liveleak.com ...
Not about the man being homeless, about everything else.
Pontiac Michigan used to be the home of the State Mental Hosptal...it may still be..
Prozac needed on the Strip . . .
Not guilty.
The Nudie Bar
Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, at the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
Where a buck’s enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there’s a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.
As opposed to headless?
What kind of Topless Bar is open for business at 6:40 in the morning? Was it a ‘last call’ situation, thus he needed an ambulance, all lights blazing? He was headed to The Booby Trap on 8 mile road, too late though, they have already closed down for good.
Dam I read that as
“Headless Man Steals Ambulance, Says He Was Headed to Topless Bar”
BTTT.
Now that would have been a story!
Maybe he saw “The Fugitive” movie.
Man with a plan.
Maybe he needed a lump removed quick.
Fun thread about it from the other day. (Different article)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3232860/posts
If I was homeless, and looking at an oncoming Michigan winter, I would be looking at ways to get into nice warm mental hospital too.
It’s the King of Diamonds now. (with valet parking)
“Homeless Man Steals Ambulance, Says He Was Headed to Topless Bar”
Well, at least he had a plan.
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