Posted on 11/14/2014 3:46:25 PM PST by TigerLikesRooster
The Cost Of 'Putinphones' Is Skyrocketing After Tim Cook Announced He's Gay
Sarah Kaufman, Vocativ
Nov. 12, 2014, 12:26 PM
Do you have $3,600 to spend and want to be the coolest kid around? Then snatch yourself up a limited-edition “Putinphone.”
Available in your choice of titanium or gold, this conversation-starting version of the popular iPhone 6 comes complete with detailed engravings of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s handsome, powerful face.
The Italian boutique brand Caviar released a stunning collection of Putinphones out of the iPhone 5 in June, each one a reasonable $4,350.
Naturally, all 144 of the treasurable items sold in a few days.
Now the luxury jeweler was going to make 299 gold and titanium phones for a second collection based on the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus.
However, on Monday, Putin’s press secretary, Dmitry Peskov, was all like please don’t use Putin’s face on any commercial thing.
Not to mention, Putin probably especially doesn’t want his features on an iPhone, an object that many Russians seem to think has homosexual meaning ever since Apple CEO Tim Cook came out as gay.
So now the Putinphones are even more limited, and it’s your last chance to buy in.
(Excerpt) Read more at businessinsider.com ...
I was just putting on my track shoes to race over to the nearest gay moron store to buy one, too!
Oh well...
It appears from the media that Putin has become very popular with homosexuals. It’s no surprise, with the strange photos and all.
What kind of strange photos?
The photo-shopped images of him shirtless while riding horses and bears. Some have even been posted here on FR, showing Putin riding in tandem with Obama.
So you are saying that they actually dig Putin.
“However, on Monday, Putin’s press secretary, Dmitry Peskov, was all like”
Really? REALLY?????
Obviously, yes. From a quick search...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3130527/posts?page=3#3
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3227040/posts?page=19#19
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3226806/posts?page=20#20
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3129573/posts?page=19#19
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3146065/posts?page=67#67
With so many vanity photography efforts to make him look more manly than he is, he may be a closet homosexual, as it was with some of Hitler’s top staff members.
And we here in Alabama are supposed to be so proud that he came out of the closet.....sorry, not so much! Now the only openly lesbo in our legislature is introducing a law named after Cook to allow queer marriage.....don’t think so!
you’re trying too hard. That guy is done more to resist homosexuality spreading than any other leader. The homos hate him. But you already knew that. ..
If you have an image of Putin on your cellphone, you are probably a homosexual.
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