[cynwoody]

Some years ago, when internet commerce was still in its relative infancy, there appeared the site bonsaikitten.com, "dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets".

Black & White Kitty

Initial insertion, kitten was injected with 2mg equivalent dosage of Valium via Ketamine after 12 hr fasting regimen. Notice pre-drilled side hole for ventilation/feeding tube.
After insertion, feeding tube not yet inserted, ventilation through 1/4 inch side hole drilled with diamond-tipped bit.
Rear aspect, revealing initial swelling reaction from Super Glue. Rectal diverticulum to side tube usually spontaneously occurs in one week.

It caused quite a stir, PETA was outraged, and the FBI even got involved.

But it turned out the whole rectilinear kitten thing was just an MIT hack.

[Hiro Protaginast]

Disgusting, sick, twisted and LOL funny. There are a few tight-butts on here that really need to loosen up and get a sense of humor.

[FourtySeven]

This site is supremely funny! Especially the “guestbook”. It’s amazing it’s still up after all these years!

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

LOL! I remember that. There was a lot of bizarre websites back then, Rotten.com was another.