Posted on 10/21/2014 9:51:53 AM PDT by Brother Cracker
A West Yorkshire firm is selling what it claims to be the world's first zombie proof log cabin.
Leeds-based Tiger Log Cabins is offering a 10 year anti-zombie guarantee with its ZFC-1, Zombie Fortification Cabin.
The structure consists of three connected buildings and its featured qualities add up to a personal log fortress.
It comes with reinforced slit windows, walls and doors, a barbed-wire surround, an escape hatch, and a living room with Xbox, TV and sound system.
It also features an arsenal storage unit to secure your anti-zombie weaponry and an upper deck with a full view all around so you can keep an eye out for the oncoming hordes.
There's also a toilet system, garage, kitchen area with microwave and a garden section to start a small produce farm.
The customizable 44ft x 30ft cabin starts at £69,995 for the base model. Installation costs an additional £12,995.
Available extras include security cameras, riot protection outfit, big bear water cannon, flame thrower and search lights.
"Please note - we require medical evidence of the presence of a real zombie should you wish to claim under the 10 year anti zombie guarantee," warn the makers
So good. So funny. I notice zombies sort of shamble and that means they might get caught under the treadmill and there would be a pile up. Also female zombies dress like sister wives in their long skirts. They would trip too.
Keep thinking creatively.
My place is zombie proof if I don’t run out of ammo.
Then again, I really could use some more Claymores...
5.56mm
That was my question. I guess their zombies don’t know how to make fire yet.
I bought some of those.
But now I use my iPhone 10 with its built-in Time Travel App.
Well since they have no readily available shotguns ....
Also helps to have a plasma and T50 power armor to hold the fort until the rest of the Brotherhood arrives with the robots.
Knight Paladin Lenhart
Brotherhood of Steel - Mohave Chapter
On a side note, just in case you folks back east dont get a unit there to Scourge, you might take a moment in prayer. Can’t hurt...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdkOGH52_ms
That works too.
That’s hilarious.
The Russians turned many nuclear subs into floating power plants. Move onto one of those (near cities, more accessible than a military one) is a long term option. Just go fishing for food. Maybe move into a fresh water estuary for water, while you have food from fishing and hunting any birds.
Wow...You sir, are the funniest person on FreeRepublic...
Needs real world testing, I suggest Ferguson Missouri!
OK, everyone’s giving me credit for this, but it’s not mine.
I heard about it on a podcast that was imitating War of the Worlds, Zombie Edition.
Some guy called in and said he had set up treadmill generators and was powering his air conditioning units, TV, refrigerators, etc, off the zombies trying to get in his windows.
I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down and literally had to pull over for a while.
In the background, the fishboat rigging looks like West Cost squid seiner.
I'm trying to figure out which port.
Older style shrouded lights, and a power block hanging from the main boom -- and 2(!) picking booms, split towards either rail.
twin picking booms, specially long ones as in the picture, are not all that common.
Across the harbor (looking towards the center left of the photo) one sailboat mast stands far taller than those nearby...and I can see the stern of what appears to be a 1930's style racing sloop -- but the mast looks like it may possibly(?) have been an overly ambitious replacement. ;^').
Also protects against genies, chupacabra, and man made global warming.
Plus hire guys who can throw saw blades.
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