Rihanna joining James Bond film? 007 franchise considering singer as Bond girl

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[Perdogg]

James Bond loves the ladies, but he has never revealed his personal music preferences. Perhaps that won’t matter if Rihanna works out a deal to be the next Bond girl. The idea of the beautiful and talented singer has caught some fans by surprise, but everyone does think it would be a great idea for Rihanna to be part of the movie franchise. According to Elle Magazine on Monday, RiRi has been approached by the movie's producers for a cameo role in a James Bond movie

[Perdogg]

Well, it would be the nail in the franchise’s coffin.

[ClearCase_guy]

Will she get beat up?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

If she’s in...I’m out.

[yarddog]

In Dr. No, James actually sang a song and he was not bad at all. Maybe he liked Caribbean music.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

She has secret messages tattooed in strategic places (I had to blow the photo up so you could see them):

[fieldmarshaldj]

Beautiful ? Between the five-head and self-mutilating tats all over her, that is a very dubious claim.

[freedumb2003]

Here she is sans makeup:

Meh.

[Nervous Tick]

>> everyone does think it would be a great idea for Rihanna to be part of the movie franchise

It’d be uber-PC to have a colored Bond girl. Excuse me, I mean a Bond girl of color.

Bet box office would drop by forty per cent, and the number of shootings in theater parking lots would go up by at least one to two THOUSAND per cent.

Hey, why not go all the way and switch Jimmie B’s favorite libation from martini to Colt 45?

What the hell, while we’re at it we could change his name... how’s “James Shaft” grab you?

[adorno]

Will she get beat up?

Only if Chris Brown plays James Bond, and there is no doubt she will get all beat up. But, she'll still love him.

[Perdogg]

That was her about 7 years ago.

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

What does it say? I can’t make it out.

[morphing libertarian]

Connery was a chorus boy in sound of music iirc

[ealgeone]

If she's in the movie I'm not watching it. I can barely put up with Grace Jones in A View to a Kill.

[Perdogg]

Grace Jones was a freak but was honest about it.

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

Oh, there’s no doubt she’s a striking woman possesive of exotic good looks. What she’s severely lacking in are the baest hint of class and basic morality.

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

*barest

[Zuben Elgenubi]

What does it say? I can’t make it out.

For everyone's eyes only.

[Chode]

N00000OOOOooooo...

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Talented singer?

Maybe instead of making her the Bond girl they can make her the Bond villain's sidekick.

Then she can fight him with her special twerking powers.