Posted on 09/25/2014 7:14:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz
U cannot leave teh Iterwebz they is forever. Even this post. OMG I get so much with this, this caste will I wish them do some thing about it. I mean, should you at some point arrrrrrrrrrrcquire some tincture of articulation and decide, hey, I need a career producing slick romantic fiction for the Atlantic, somebody there will do a web search and this little stinker will turn up in the inbox of every member of the editorial board by the time you've got the champagne chilled and the brie toasted or whatever the hell it is that they do with brie out there. I mean, you can't use the stuff in a fondue and putting it on a Ritz cracker is pretty déclassé, so what are you really gonna do with it? I dunno. Which brings me to my next topic: why is it better to use a strawberry in a chocolate fondue than, say, an asparagus? At least you can dip the asparagus without getting your fingers burned. Sure, it makes your pee stink but it's better than hearing Tina Brown squeal when you're farting in the Atlantic boardroom, especially if you've been cheating with the pickled eggs like somebody I know but I'll never do it again. I mean, who wants to pretend that the thin veneer of civilization is really all about THAT, Fondue, that is. You can't fondue a pickled egg. Are you crazy?
Smiple! Have you ever been so far even as decided to when go want to look use more like? Probably the way is where the right were to seldom if wasn't special be was. Imagine when the long of way cannot if there is when was pure aren't help. It's fun. It's festive. It's like a parade with free buffet and jumping cheerleaders with pompoms and a band playing and a big silvery moon, with fireworks and party hats and streamers and cotton candy on a summer night by a glass-smooth lake as you hold the one you love in front of a roaring fire on a bearskin rug, while you overlook the mountains of Aspen from the deck of your expensive yacht.
Speech lessons from Al Sharpton?
“Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.”
What’s the frequency! I need to know THE FREEK’N FREQUENCY!!!!
5.56mm
A stream of consciousness is only possible when you are conscientiously conscious conch-shell. Intoward the muchness of being is the hedgehog portraying the theater version of Fifty Shades of cray-cray.
This is fun, isn’t it? Coming up with the craziest, most disassociated phrases one can possibly create!
Some of your most out-there posts are the inspiration for today’s trubbilation.
DAT $hit be cray.
Why is he petting a road-kill cat?
Your stream of consciousness is polluted........
Dat iz guud!.........
Channeling Prof. Irwin Corey. It’s about time someone resurrected that act.
It’s magic. It wakes up.
No, I taught him.
My guilty plea, Sir. Throw myself on the mercy of the court.
I bolloxed it up.
I forgot “grow”.
Well, I *AM* the World’s Foremost Authority.
Then it puts the lotion in the basket, before it gets the hose again.
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