NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 4]

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[Bender2]

Week 4

Bye teams: Arizona Cardinals, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks, St. Louis Rams

Thursday, Sept. 25

New York Giants vs. Washington Redskins, 8:25 p.m.

Sunday, Sept. 28

Miami Dolphins vs. Oakland Raiders (London), 1 p.m.

Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m.

Buffalo Bills vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m.

Tennessee Titans vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m.

Carolina Panthers vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m.

Detroit Lions vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m.

Atlanta Falcons vs. Minnesota Vikings, 4:25 p.m.

Philadelphia Eagles vs. San Francisco 49ers, 4:25 p.m.

New Orleans Saints vs. Dallas Cowboys, 8:30 p.m.

Monday, Sept. 29

New England Patriots vs. Kansas City Chiefs, 8:30 p.m.

[Bender2]

Week 4 and a sportsbot's work... is never done!

Well, all the Gay and Bisexual teams for this week.. are Arizona Cardinals, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks, St. Louis Rams

If the Looney Left Media has not completely closed down the NFL for not donating all their salaries and gate receipts to the Battered Democrat Society... here's is how the games will go--

Thursday two teams I detest go at each other and I want both to lose. Yet I have to pick one so I guess it will be them Jersey Jents... as I hate the Deadskins more--

Sunday finds the Phins playing Seven's Waiders in Merry 'ole Londontown. Seven, I think your Black and Silver lads might fall in a pile Yorkshire Pudding and find a gold Farthing in their mouth--

Blimey! Bendy, don't go selling those Raider Lads short-- Some are quiet 'ansom! And they have quids in their pockets... and most have all their own teeth--

Well, well, big, your Packer Wackers better get on the stick if their a going to hang any Bearskins on the wall--

I am sorry, Allegra, your Texicans are finding out they should have drafted Johnny Boy. He'd beat them Buffalo Bills 'cause Ryan Fitzpatrick ain't getting it done--

And not to pour gasoline on Allegra's NFL fire, but your Old Earler's team runs into more bad Luck in Indy--

I still think Cam will get back in the win column over their Dirty Black Byrds from Crabtown--

Stoolers all the way over the Pie Rates from Tampa--

The Detroit Loins & Porkchops find no Christians among New York City's Worst team, but feast on Gino's Eye-tallain carcass--

Old Man Rivers just keeps rolling along, drowning all those Jags in the water--

Put away that switch, Viqueens. Them Dirty Byrds from Atlanta mean business--

Gadzooks, 9ers! Do the right think and kill those Godless Iggles!

Monday Night Feetballs find my Old Dallas Texans trying to get back on the horse and by George... I'm a picking them against big's Patty Cakes--

Okay, as y'all knew I would-- I am picking my Boys against Nawleans but if they get beat... I'm'a calling for us to go back to the them blue uniforms permanently!

[Bender2]

Get y'all picks in... before Bendy goes off half-cocked--

[StoneWall Brigade]

Go cowboys

[big'ol_freeper]

Week 4 already...

Them Redspuds will punk the Midgets
The Packers will skin the Bearlies
The Folds will stymie the Oilers
The Traitors will suprise the Tunas
The Dirty Birds will fly past the Vicekings
The Cessnas will squeak by the Kitties
The Stools will crap all over the Pirates
The Ravehens will muscle out the Punters
The Texians will suprise the Bisons
The Charredburgers will barbeque the Jagwursts
The Beagles will perform a panty raid on the light-in-the-loafer 69ers
errrr, not sure here, but since they're at home, Bender's Cowpokes will be less likely give the game away than the Ain'ts

Und...

The Patriots will smoke Bender's old Dallas Texans

So, there you have it Week 4

[Bender2]

Re: So, there... you have it

Gadzooks, big- You look like... I feel this afternoon!

[eldoradude]

before Bendy goes off half-cocked--

Hehehe...he said

HEY YOU FREAK! GET OUT OF HERE AND GET AWAY FROM THE HALLOWEEN CANDY!!

Jeez, you never know who will wander into the White House next...

He'd probably enjoy it.

On to the picks...12-4 last week, 28-20 for the year.

Breadskins bloat the Gimps

Raiders gut the dullfish

Bears leave the Packers meatless

Texicans slay the Buffalo

Indy downsizes the Titans

Ratbirds beat the ratcats

Stealers rob the Buckinqueers

Lyins ground the Jests

Chargers light up the Jags

Atlanta burns the Viqueens

Eekholes bomb the phonyslimers

Cowgirls give everyone a stroke by scoring 35 unanswered points in the first half. Aints fans asphyxiate putting plastic bags over their heads.

And last, the Cheatriots scalp KC.

Here...she'll help you keep your powder dry...

[Impy]

These Thursday games, no time to marinate on your picks!

The Redskins scalp the Giants

The Fins send the Raiders to 0-4 in Merry Old England (where not a single **** is given) I pity the Raiders for losing a home game against an east coast team.

The Lions go beast mode on the NY Crop Dusters

Corvus corax causes Puma concolor to drop their 2nd consecutive game to the AFC North

The Horseshoes handle the Titans

The Herd overruns Texas.

The Packers win a shootout in Chicago (would love to be wrong)

The Steelers make slag out of Lovie’s Barbary Pirates

The Bolts zap the Jaguars and short out their batteries

I can’t believe I’m saying it but the niners falls to Eagle and remain winless in the new house, ESPN continues to annoy everyone with Harbaugh to Michigan talk

The Falcolns fly high in MN

The ‘aints get their S back in big D.

The Patriots win another Indian War

In otherwords

WAS
MIA
DET
BAL
IND
BUF
GB
PIT
SD
PHI
ATL
NOLA
NE

Week 1: 10-6
Week 2: 10-6
Week 3: 11-5

[Rummyfan]

Okay, here we go!

Week 4

Bye teams: Arizona Cardinals, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Denver Broncos, Seattle Seahawks, St. Louis Rams

Thursday, Sept. 25

New York Giants vs. Washington Redskins, 8:25 p.m. Kirk Cousins leads the Deadskins over the Giants, who are missing an O-line and a Defense. Washington Potomac River Basin Indigenous Persons win!

Sunday, Sept. 28

Miami Dolphins vs. Oakland Raiders (London), 1 p.m. The Raiders suffer from worse jet-lag than the Fish. Miami Cetaceans win!

Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears, 1 p.m. Despite Aaron Rodgers exhortation to Pack fans to R-E-L-A-X, the Cheeseheads' woes continue. Bears win.

Buffalo Bills vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m. Buffalo rebounds from their loss to the Bolts. Bills.

Tennessee Titans vs. Indianapolis Colts, 1 p.m. Colts climb to 2-2. Indy.

Carolina Panthers vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m. Hmmmm... Can the Ravens sink the Panthers like the Steelers did? Yes! Ravens.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m. Are the Bucs really bad? Yes they are! Steelers.

Detroit Lions vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m. The Lions are wildly inconsistent. The Jets are just incompetent. Lions.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m. Bolts Bolts Bolts! San Diego.

Atlanta Falcons vs. Minnesota Vikings, 4:25 p.m. Falcons in a dome? Sure they're not at home but the Vikes are also missing an offense. Dirty Birds fly!

Philadelphia Eagles vs. San Francisco 49ers, 4:25 p.m. Eagles are due for a loss - you can't come back from two TDs down every week. SF is in disarray but I think they right things for this one. Niners.

New Orleans Saints vs. Dallas Cowboys, 8:30 p.m. Can anyone figure out the Saints so far? But Brees typically feasts on the 'Boys, and will do so again. Saints.

Monday, Sept. 29

New England Patriots vs. Kansas City Chiefs, 8:30 p.m. The Pats O has ben anemic so far, but anemic will still be good enough to beat the Chiefs. Pats.

[GOPsterinMA]

I’ve my picks have sucked, but here I go:

WAS
CHI
HOU
IND
CAR
DET
PIT
OAK
SD
PHI
ATL
SF
NOR
KC

[GOPsterinMA]

This playing in London stunt is such a steaming pile of crap. It really is.

[SevenofNine]

OHHH did I hear right they not going allow Raiders fans in the UK LOL

Come on England you survive better invasion you can’t handle Raider fans shame on you LOL!

[SevenofNine]

I picking the Raiders over the Fish in Merry ole England then Raider fans get kick out of the country for drinking all guiness beer lOL!

I think your Cowpokes may do something about time LOL!

[dfwgator]

Raiders fans are nothing. Millwall FC fans make Raiders fans look like Boy Scouts.

[SevenofNine]

Look at this way if they allow radical Muslums in the UK they could allow Raiders fans in the country LOL!

[SevenofNine]

I am shocked that they allow the Raiders come to England LOL! yeah you are right if they allow that team ans Millwall FC rioting they could allow Raiders and ISIS come into the country

BOY England are so polite

[Perdogg]

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[b4its2late]

Giants!

[Impy]

The G men appear to have remembered how to play football, or the Deadskins forgot.

Bender 1-0

Eloradude/Me/Homer/Rummy/Gopster/ 0-1

[Rummyfan]

I guess Kirk Cousins isn’t the new Joe Montana after all...

[GOPsterinMA]

I really cannot makes sense anymore of the NFL. That’s actually why I picked a few “what the Hell” types in my predictions.

I do miss the days of when Bender’s Boys and my Gays in the Bays were pretty much automatic wins week after week. And Impy’s Bears were there too for a couple seasons.

Ah, parity!

This gets to me: If Tony Dungy gets elected to the HOF, don’t you have to put George Seifert and Brian Billick in too?