Victorious Secret: Lingerie for Overcomers

Wittenburg Door ^ | 08/29/2008 | Kenny R

[Gamecock]

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[Lee N. Field]

Let’s see how many miss the topic and keyword tags.

[Navy Patriot]

What? No pictures?

[Popman]

This reads like a spoof article....

[left that other site]

The author of the above (satirical) article obviously never read Song of Solomon! :-)

[Gamecock]

[markomalley]

cute...disturbing, but cute.

[Salvation]

Hahahahaha

[21twelve]

http://www.everybodywear.com/index

Article sort-of reminded me of a friend that started a business. Strong Christian, business and family-minded gal. Couldn’t find the right underwear - so she designed and made her own! Respectable thong underwear for the active woman!

She has had all sorts of struggles, but finally succeeded in having an All- American (from cotton to textiles to manufacturing) product.

[hulagirl]

It is a spoof magazine, I used to get the hard copy back in the eighties. It’s a Christian satire thing, I didn’t know it was still around.

[newheart]

It’s a Christian satire thing,

Yup, it's satire. Gets its name from the start of the Reformation when Martin Luther nailed 95 theocrats to the Wittenburg Door. ;-)

[Sicon]

Famous for her eccentric ways and romanesque figure...

"Romanesque" = "fat", by the way. Needless to say, none of the VS models are anywhere near "Romanesque" (thankfully :-)

[terycarl]

VICTORIAS SECRET

[TBP]

And for women seeking to be overcome?

[Alex Murphy]

The result was her first popular cutting-edge design-- the breakaway flannel granny gown. "That was a classic! When that was released in the late 1990s, a whole generation of Christian couples reached a new level of ecstasy... and, I might add, the Christian marriage counseling industry went into a nosedive," she said. "I think it was the combination of flannel on flesh that was so satisfying. And the plaid design didn't hurt."

Ray: Not the flannel pajamas!
Debra: What?
Ray: When you come to bed wearing that silky thing I know I have a chance, but the flannel pajamas? You might as well be wearing a porcupine suit!

[cloudmountain]

Lol. I'd LOVE to see the VS version of "Mormon undergarments."
I bet they have two styles:
a. Joseph Smith Sackcloth and the
b. Brigham Young Babydolls.

:o)

[Tax-chick]

Actually “Rubenesque” is considered synonymous with “fat.” “Romanesque” is an architectural style that predates Gothic.

[Gamecock]

I used to know a girl who was built like a Romanesque cathedral.

[Tax-chick]

*snicker*

Inspired you to sublime religious transports, did she?