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What headline do you wish you would see tomorrow?

Posted on 09/20/2014 6:40:47 PM PDT by MNDude

President Impeached? (Your name) Wins Lottery? Giant Border Fence Going Up Today?

What one headline would you wish to wake up to if you could?


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To: clintonh8r; MNDude
ain’t sayin’......

Ditto.

However, since I'm in a mood, my alter ego suggests:

"President West announces sweeping 2nd-year changes to Federal Agencies (3-letter agencies on the chopping block)"

(IOW, it WAS all just a bad dream...)
61 posted on 09/20/2014 8:02:13 PM PDT by logi_cal869
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To: Jim Noble

She?


62 posted on 09/20/2014 8:03:50 PM PDT by MNDude
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To: logi_cal869

Good one, but I would prefer President Walker.


63 posted on 09/20/2014 8:06:19 PM PDT by clintonh8r (It's possible to love your country and hate your government. I'm proof of it.)
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To: MNDude

U.S. Military ejects the current Federal Government and Imposes martial law. The Military will take control until the 2014 elections are held and all current Federal Government employees are dismissed from their positions. Elections to replace the corrupt Federal Government will proceed as planned in November 2014 and no current Government employees or Federal elected officials will be eligible as either an appointee or an electable candidate for office.

Martial Law will be lifted after the election and appointments of Federal government employees who are sworn in who swear to uphold the Constitution of this Federation.

End of line.


64 posted on 09/20/2014 8:08:54 PM PDT by Pox (Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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To: MNDude

OPERATION WETBACK II TO BEGIN TODAY.


65 posted on 09/20/2014 8:08:57 PM PDT by Nea Wood (When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination.-Sowell)
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To: clintonh8r

We each have our own version of the same fantasy (or, ‘dream’)...

...mine has a redhead in it at home, too.


66 posted on 09/20/2014 8:13:34 PM PDT by logi_cal869
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To: MNDude

I think I will have to invoke the Fifth Amendment here.


67 posted on 09/20/2014 8:16:19 PM PDT by Tupelo (I am feeling more like Phillip Nolan by the day.)
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To: MNDude

Scientists have discovered a cure for liberalism and it’s covered under Obamacare.


68 posted on 09/20/2014 8:17:57 PM PDT by big bad easter bunny
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To: MNDude

NATIONAL NEWS: After returning to the White House after a visit to the Thomas Rd. Baptist Church in Lynchburg, Va., President Obama holds a press conference in which he announces that he has accepted Jesus Christ as his personal savior and that he atones for his past sins. He goes on to announce major changes in his cabinet: John Bolton will be the new Secretary of State, Trey Gowdy will replace Eric Holder as Attorney General and Allen West will be the new Secretary of Defense.


69 posted on 09/20/2014 8:23:38 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: MNDude

Look out Islamist world, we are united, UNITED, against you and your time is near done.


70 posted on 09/20/2014 8:25:44 PM PDT by hulagirl (Mother Theresa was right)
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To: democratsaremyenemy

“Jesus Christ returns.”

Only took 18 comments.

Thank you for saying it.


71 posted on 09/20/2014 8:26:21 PM PDT by moovova
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To: clintonh8r
"Good one, but I would prefer President Walker."

President Walker and the First Lady.

72 posted on 09/20/2014 8:41:21 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: MNDude

Barack Hussein Obama has suffered a massive stroke, after a mysterious message appeared on a wall. Upon the news, Joe Biden had a massive coronary. A telegram was sent to Nancy Pelosi, who immediately said it was Bush’s fault, and had to carried away in a straitjacket.


73 posted on 09/20/2014 9:05:32 PM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: fieldmarshaldj

President dy-no-MYTE!!!


74 posted on 09/20/2014 9:18:19 PM PDT by clintonh8r (It's possible to love your country and hate your government. I'm proof of it.)
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To: democratsaremyenemy
Jesus Christ returns kicks butt and takes names.
75 posted on 09/20/2014 9:52:26 PM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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To: MNDude

Every Muslim on earth is struck dead at once. Might also take care of our crisis of leadership.


76 posted on 09/20/2014 10:53:03 PM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: MNDude

FREE PARKING ON THE NEW LOTS OF MECCA AND MEDINA - ISLAM DESTROYED.

ALIENS LAND - HOSTILE INTENTIONS?


77 posted on 09/21/2014 5:02:01 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: MNDude

Holder’s folks leak the documents he has been hiding - Holder, Clinton, Obama indicted for treason.


78 posted on 09/21/2014 6:48:13 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: MNDude

Obama, Biden, Boehner resign, Trey Gowdy new POTUS!


79 posted on 09/21/2014 6:54:07 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag ($$$$$$$$ DEFUND OBAMA! $$$$$$$$?)
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To: MNDude

OBAMA ACCEPTS CHRIST AS SAVIOR
Will Begin To Correct Wrongs Inflicted On US


80 posted on 09/21/2014 9:28:53 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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