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Armed With A Banana, Man Robs Philadelphia Store, Slips Away On Bike
Yahoo! News ^ | September 18, 2014 | Daniel Kelley

Posted on 09/20/2014 10:18:06 AM PDT by DogByte6RER

Edited on 09/20/2014 10:23:58 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - A man armed with a banana robbed a convenience store in Philadelphia and rode away on a bicycle with cash and cigarettes, a security surveillance tape showed.

The suspect strolled into Tejada Grocery and got in line behind another customer at the counter, where individual bananas were available for sale, according to the tape of Tuesday's robbery, which was released by police on Wednesday.


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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: banana; crimeblotter; napl; pennsylvania; philadelphia; ratcrime; robbery
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To: DogByte6RER

That banana was illegal! It should have had an orange tip.


21 posted on 09/20/2014 10:49:24 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
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To: DogByte6RER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5JNotRiEs#t=56


22 posted on 09/20/2014 10:51:35 AM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Tra-la-la, mutha******s!


23 posted on 09/20/2014 10:56:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: DogByte6RER

No more than eight-on-a-branch allowed..


24 posted on 09/20/2014 11:01:46 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: dainbramaged

I’m thinking that Chuckie meant to say “as big as my banana”.


25 posted on 09/20/2014 11:04:47 AM PDT by Bob
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To: jimbo123

Who could ever have guessed the Monty Python vision of reality could actually be practical?

I mean, suppose someone does attack you with a banana? You weren’t ready, were you?

Thank God for John Cleese!

And thanks for posting the youtube link!


26 posted on 09/20/2014 11:28:34 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: DogByte6RER

John Cleese was right.


27 posted on 09/20/2014 11:32:21 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: headsonpikes

28 posted on 09/20/2014 11:49:48 AM PDT by jimbo123
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To: DogByte6RER

"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
29 posted on 09/20/2014 12:21:34 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: DogByte6RER

Did the bike have a banana seat?


30 posted on 09/20/2014 1:17:24 PM PDT by Gefn (Keittehs make everything a little better"- Slings and Arrows)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

Another gentle giant goes swiftly into the night?


31 posted on 09/20/2014 1:19:03 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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To: DogByte6RER

Obviously, a street ape!


32 posted on 09/20/2014 1:27:53 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: DogByte6RER

Attack bananas should be banned. I’d have thought Philly did so long ago.


33 posted on 09/20/2014 1:30:19 PM PDT by sphinx
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34 posted on 09/20/2014 1:37:42 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: DogByte6RER

“rode away on a bicycle with cash and cigarettes,” — and ate the banana afterwards..


35 posted on 09/20/2014 4:42:43 PM PDT by odds
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To: DogByte6RER; Clemenza

So, Pete, refresh my memory. Is it “leave the banana, take the cigs”? I get those mixed up any more.


36 posted on 09/20/2014 4:44:29 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: DogByte6RER

Just thought of something. If you rob a cannoli store with a cannolo, which do you leave?


37 posted on 09/20/2014 4:46:11 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: odds

No sense trying to hide the weapon from the police when you can just eat it.


38 posted on 09/20/2014 4:50:26 PM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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To: eyedigress

Lol yeah..yummy!


39 posted on 09/20/2014 4:58:25 PM PDT by odds
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To: DogByte6RER; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
DANG!
40 posted on 09/20/2014 7:23:48 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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