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Posted on 08/20/2014 8:11:36 AM PDT by Heartlander
From Yelp:
Google is evil, Apple is a monopoly, and Microsoft is the underdog
Skype you later!
I've got Angry Birds on my phone.
I finally got my blu-ray to stream netflix!
Can I see your gluten free menu?
She keeps twittering me, so I friended her. I hope she's got Bluetooth."
That's gonna go on youtube.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
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To: Heartlander
This is my sister Janet and that’s her wife, Margo.
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posted on
08/20/2014 9:43:35 AM PDT
by
ronniesgal
(Good Grief.)
To: Heartlander
My wife was the best wife a man could ever want.
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posted on
08/20/2014 9:55:50 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!)
To: houeto; Responsibility2nd
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posted on
08/20/2014 9:56:51 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
To: Arrowhead1952; houeto
I do LOOOVE them old threads. If not just for the pics. Here's one from that thread I've not seen in a long, long time.
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posted on
08/20/2014 10:07:28 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Posting that without a warning should earn you the ZOT.
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posted on
08/20/2014 10:12:10 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
To: Heartlander
Not 10 years ago, but I always marveled that, while I was growing up, the following words usually wouldn’t make sense after calling someone...
“Where are you?”
...’cause you always knew they were at the place you called them.
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posted on
08/20/2014 10:27:14 AM PDT
by
bolobaby
To: Arrowhead1952; Responsibility2nd
THAT’S the one Arrowhead! The ZOT9000...LMAO! And Ol’ Ralph...”Spork-weasel”
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posted on
08/20/2014 10:34:17 AM PDT
by
houeto
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: Heartlander
My son texted me from the quad during nutrition that he was on his way to the LGBT club at school.
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posted on
08/20/2014 10:59:49 AM PDT
by
Nea Wood
(When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination.-Sowell)
To: Heartlander
THAT’S EVERY SENTENCE WITH ABBREVIATIONS YOU STINKING BASTARDS TYPE!!!!!!
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posted on
08/20/2014 11:04:37 AM PDT
by
dalereed
To: Heartlander
Boogety boogety boogety boogety shoo!
70
posted on
08/20/2014 11:17:33 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: Heartlander
Let me go look that up on the dot com machine.
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posted on
08/20/2014 11:20:34 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(If fighting fire with fire is a good idea, why do the pros use water?)
To: Heartlander
To: Heartlander
The Orioles are 7 games ahead in the AL East.
To: IllumiNaughtyByNature
“My dongle is broken”
Ouch! That must really hurt.
74
posted on
08/20/2014 11:53:10 AM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: Heartlander
The President of the United States shipped weapons to al-Qaeda.
To: Morgana
faggots getting drafted in the NFL
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posted on
08/20/2014 3:25:00 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: Heartlander
I just scored some regular unleaded @ $3.99/gallon @ the Qt!
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posted on
08/20/2014 5:49:34 PM PDT
by
babbabooey
(All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing...)
To: Pearls Before Swine
“Barack Obama has been elected President.”
Here, let me fix that for you...
“Barack Hussein Obama has been elected President-twice.”
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posted on
08/21/2014 4:22:13 PM PDT
by
Aut Pax Aut Bellum
(It's only a matter of time now before SHTF.....)
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