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Detroit porch shooter found guilty of second-degree murder

I once shot a porch.

Got away with it, too!

[Gen.Blather]

“I once shot a porch.

Got away with it, too!”

When I was a kid this guy asked me if I’d paint his porch for $20. I said heck yes. So I painted it. Then he got all mad when I told him, “You know that porch? It says Lamborghini on the front and back.”

[Veggie Todd]

I once shot a porch.

Then that's porchicide. And if it was painted any color other than white, it's a hate porchicide.