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SPOTTED: Hotties Walk Crabs Down the Street in Beijing, Draw Gawkers
Shanghaist ^

Posted on 07/27/2014 1:47:23 AM PDT by nickcarraway

Saucy young Beijing girls in low-cut tops and booty shorts walk their crabs down the street in Sanlitun, drawing many gawkers. We assume they didn't have time to walk their jumbo shrimp, or crayfish.

Pedestrians snap pictures of the ladies and their curious "crabwalk".


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beijing; crab; goddess; hottie; yellowfever
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Some things about Asia, I just don't understand...

1 posted on 07/27/2014 1:47:23 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

“I have no idea what you’re talking about... so herea Beijing girls with crabs on leashes.”


2 posted on 07/27/2014 1:48:34 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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It doesn’t need to be understood, just admired.


3 posted on 07/27/2014 1:53:32 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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4 posted on 07/27/2014 1:54:57 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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I’ll say I don’t understand. Those cutoff jeans are way too big for their bodies.


5 posted on 07/27/2014 1:57:30 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Quoth Gerry, “Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? Or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark, and they don’t gobble up your monadic privacy like dogs do. And Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn’t mad!”


6 posted on 07/27/2014 2:05:39 AM PDT by cynwoody
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To: nickcarraway

I don’t find women with crabs very attractive.


7 posted on 07/27/2014 2:07:01 AM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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“Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? Or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I
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The real ‘beauty’ of it is when you finish your walk, you can place the lobster or crab in a steaming pot, then eat it for dinner.

Do that with a dog or cat and people will look at you funny.
Maybe not so much in China but..........


8 posted on 07/27/2014 2:09:22 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)a GUN is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one-probably never need one again.)
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Do that with a dog or cat and people will look at you funny.
Maybe not so much in China but..........

Dog eating is becoming unpopular in China.

Stars voice their opposition to dog eating festival in China

June 21st is going to be summer solstice in 2014, and it's also going to be the saddest day for dog lovers. On that day, the traditionally celebrated Lychee and Dog Meat Festival will be held in Yulin in Guanxi province of China. Now some famous Chinese stars have come out to openly oppose the festival and the practice of eating dogs.

9 posted on 07/27/2014 2:15:41 AM PDT by cynwoody
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I have a liking for lobsters too. Especially with drawn butter.


10 posted on 07/27/2014 2:15:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Reportedly, the lobster's name was Thibault.
11 posted on 07/27/2014 2:33:25 AM PDT by cynwoody
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My first guess - a promo for a seafood restaurant.

Decades ago, in Miami, Joe's Stone Crab used to sell T-shirts that said, “I Got The Crabs At Joe's.”

12 posted on 07/27/2014 2:37:28 AM PDT by zeestephen
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I just remembered. Crabs are scavengers. Maybe this is a new Beijing necrosearch- CAL team.


13 posted on 07/27/2014 2:49:36 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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They look like the girls from our local Asian Massage Parlor. I’ll have to stop by and inquire about their crabs................


14 posted on 07/27/2014 3:20:20 AM PDT by varon (Para bellum)
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15 posted on 07/27/2014 3:29:35 AM PDT by Viking2002 (Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean I'm wrong.)
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At least it's better than a Mao suit. Those were the days.


16 posted on 07/27/2014 3:41:43 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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“They look like the girls from our local Asian Massage Parlor. I’ll have to stop by and inquire about their crabs................”

You can get them by the “case.” But be selective or you will get a “Bad Case” of the crabs.


17 posted on 07/27/2014 3:44:06 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: zeestephen

I think you’re right about the seafood restaurant thing. All of them are also wearing pirate hats.

CC


18 posted on 07/27/2014 3:55:21 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: nickcarraway

In a country where the ratio of men to women is so out of whack (many more men than women — largely due to the “one-child” policy and sex-favored abortions), this must be pure torture to the Chinese guy who can’t find a women.


19 posted on 07/27/2014 4:03:47 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters for Freedom and Rededication to the Principles of the U.S. Constitution)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Daisy Dukes, they’re not. But not bad at all.


20 posted on 07/27/2014 4:19:18 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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