Frustrated husband creates spreadsheet detailing reasons why his wife would not have sex

The Daily Mail ^ | 21 July 2014 | Richard Spillett

[MinorityRepublican]

A spreadsheet that a man emailed his wife detailing her reasons for turning him down for sex has been shared by thousands of people online.

For a whole month, the 26-year-old sexually-frustrated husband jotted down every response from his other half when he asked her for intimacy.

He then collated the information and put it into an Excel document before cruelly emailing her as she arrived at an airport ahead of a ten-day business trip.

[informavoracious]

Who says he waited until they were in bed to suggest sex? Maybe he started pawing at her the second she got home from the gym. There’re two sides to every story.

[faithhopecharity]

no wonder so many people aren’t getting married anymore (or are marrying anything other than a woman)

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[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

That is true - however doesn’t the chart show that she went to bed dirty? It appears she was complaining about being dirty, yet whether it was one hour or four until bed, she still never took a shower. I don’t care if she had sex with him or not - I think going to bed dirty is just disgusting

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Good point

[CA Conservative]

Man-up Dude, and tell her, not us!

He did tell her - He sent it to her in an e-mail. She was the one to post it online and tell the whole world.

[sten]

the problem may not lie with her.

if you’re asking... you’re doing it wrong and she’s probably trying to save your feelings.

you’ll know you’re doing it right when she’s the one instigating

[Nifster]

Reason number one... you made a spreadsheet

[Nifster]

or HE might be lousy in the sack

[GeronL]

why cannot people keep these things private??

[GeronL]

She is the one who made it public it seems

[BBell]

The answer was ‘yes’ 3 times in one month. A couple of my friends (they are a bit older) would consider that frequent. :)

I'm with you on that bro.

[Slyfox]

Okay, he spends a few minutes asking for sex, but probably didn't spend much time wooing her.

Ya gotta turn on a coffee maker before you get coffee.

[Vendome]

Leave her.

[AllAmericanGirl44]

In a sexually satisfying relationship, sex accounts for 10% of the relationship.

In an unsatisfying sexual relationship, sex accounts for 90% of the relationship.

Don’t ask how I know this.

[spokeshave]

This thread is useless without pics of the pair

[MasterGunner01]

Well, if the frustrated husband thinks he's not getting any intimacy now, after this Excel spreadsheet came out he will be intimate once a year. My thought is that wife has a boyfriend that's keeping her hot and sweaty and the dumb husband is just DUMB.

[melsec]

He seems a bit needy - women don’t like to constantly have to reinforce that she loves him (she’s not his mother) - seriously he would be better off not to ask and go down the pub - she will be all over him once she knows she has to work a bit for his affection.

Either that or she has already moved on! Either way the dude has to man up and have some self respect!

[MNDude]

Good point. Why’s she so interested in going to the gym and looking good?

[Jack Hammer]

Gazing into my crystal ball, I see...

I see....

I see divorce ahead...