Posted on 04/24/2014 5:20:53 AM PDT by orwell2112
DONETSK, Ukraine (TG) – In the latest in a series of tension-heightening developments in eastern Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin has seized the Foursquare mayorship of Donetsk, where armed Russian proxies had already occupied a number of administration buildings.
The coup, which occurred with Putin’s check in at 1 a.m. local time, appears to have taken Ukraine and its Western semi-allies by surprise, although Donetsk’s real-life mayor, Alexander Lukyanchenko, had been under strict White House orders to check in manually on Foursquare every day at 12 a.m. until the NSA could crack a stubborn Foursquare code that was preventing its elite hacker team from developing an automated script.
LMAO. This proves that he is just like Hitler. /s
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