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10 rules of an incompetent professional
LinkedIn ^ | 4/10/14 | Pedro Amador

Posted on 04/11/2014 8:34:49 AM PDT by Kartographer

I would like to share the best rules that place ignorance at the most unsuspected limits. I’m positive you’ll recognize someone close to you who appears to be a true professional but who, in reality, isn’t anything more than an unqualified beginner. These are, in my opinion the most important rules:

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: incompetence; incompetent; managers; professionals
Some funny stuff! Tell me this isn't all most every Government Operative that you have every had dealings with. They say a comic is at their funniest when telling the truth!
1 posted on 04/11/2014 8:34:49 AM PDT by Kartographer
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To: Kartographer

A PERFECT FIT to all in Obamanation, and their doormat Republican “opponents.”


2 posted on 04/11/2014 8:39:46 AM PDT by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Kartographer

The Obamadork and his West Wing set of felon/cretins manage to touch each of the ten items at least once per day.

‘Twould be funny if not so very true.


3 posted on 04/11/2014 8:41:26 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Kartographer

bttt


4 posted on 04/11/2014 8:59:10 AM PDT by The Californian (The door to the room of success swings on the hinges of opposition. Bob Jones, Sr.)
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To: Kartographer

Uh, these are rules for incompetent managers, not incompetent professionals. Actual professionals, doctors, lawyers, accountants, programmers, engineers and mechanics don’t usually remain employed for very long if they are incompetent.

I have an additional rule to add for incompetent managers though: incompetent managers focus on what they know how to do rather than what actually needs to be done. For example, if an incompetent manager thinks they know how to design a logo, then that’s what they spend all of their time doing. And if it happens that the logo is for a product the incompetent manager is in charge of developing, well you can almost guarantee that product development is going to be a disaster.


5 posted on 04/11/2014 9:05:49 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Kartographer

Basically, the D words: defer, deflect, delay, diffuse, dodge, duck, distract, deny, deride, demean, defensive, and so on.

When you work around people like that long enough, you can almost see the shells of the shell game flying around in your mind in a fairly discernible pattern, and they become easy to spot in a crowd.


6 posted on 04/11/2014 9:15:23 AM PDT by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead...)
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There are any number of incompetent lawyers and accountants in long employment by various government entity and more incompetent lawyers who serve in elected office

Many incompete doctors just get reshuffled until in the end they get a position in research the same with incompetent engineers and programmers they just get shuffled around until they get gigs as ‘Consultants’! ;-)

7 posted on 04/11/2014 9:17:21 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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For example, if an incompetent manager thinks they know how to design a logo, then that’s what they spend all of their time doing. And if it happens that the logo is for a product the incompetent manager is in charge of developing, well you can almost guarantee that product development is going to be a disaster.

You worked for one of these too?

8 posted on 04/11/2014 9:19:50 AM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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You worked for one of these too?

LOL - you beat me to it. BTT

9 posted on 04/11/2014 9:20:38 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Free Vulcan
They do leave a trail!

10 posted on 04/11/2014 9:21:17 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: catnipman

Life insurance companies hire MD’s in their underwriting departments. Some of these are competent physicians. Some.


11 posted on 04/11/2014 9:21:55 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: muir_redwoods

Some of these are competent physicians. Some.

I believe that ‘experts’ such as doctors, are mentioned in the Peter Principal. Physicians who never see patients but are always called upon to analyze the latest ‘medical’ breakthrough. They are kept on the staff of media organizations for their title alone. Think Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil etc....


12 posted on 04/11/2014 9:34:52 AM PDT by Paisan
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To: Kartographer

Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusation.


13 posted on 04/11/2014 9:39:24 AM PDT by NorthMountain
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To: All

Here’s a give-away — lists address as 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.


14 posted on 04/11/2014 10:20:24 AM PDT by Peter ODonnell (It wasn't this cold before global warming)
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To: Paisan

Can’t stand either, but while Dr Phil actually fits the definition of a quack, apparently Dr Odd, err, Dr Oz is a competent physician within his speciality. They’re both insufferable Oprahbots however. Too bad I can’t get my wife to see that!


15 posted on 04/11/2014 10:22:16 AM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: Menehune56

“You worked for one of these too?”

Hasn’t everyone?

(Actually, the vast majority of technical managers were like this where I worked most of my life.)


16 posted on 04/11/2014 11:22:01 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Kartographer

Traits of a psychopath. And they’ve only mentioned ten out of hundreds.


17 posted on 04/11/2014 11:29:52 AM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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