Posted on 04/11/2014 5:49:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
You’re probably already aware of the phrase, “kids say the darndest things.” Well, it is a saying for good reason. Our little proteges, whether they are toddlers or teens, are more aware and clever than most people give them credit for. Their growing minds are like sponges (with attitudes). So don’t be surprised if you ever discover how awesomely hilarious some children are.
You’re not convinced? Well, here’s 25 awesome examples.
1.) Simple, elegant and hilarious.
2.) Fair point.
3.) Well, he’s not wrong.
4.) Now THAT’S how you math.
5.) Touche.
6.) A+
7.) That teacher is heartless.
8.) I love the name “Tedison.”
9.) Well, that’s a little cynical.
10.) LOL.
11.) Close, kid, close.
12.) This is just brilliant.
13.) You have to respect his honesty.
14.) BURNNNNN!
15.) It’s not like this was completely wrong.
16.) … fair enough.
17.) Poor lil cells.
18.) Well, I certainly don’t know it!
19.) That kid is wise.
20.) It was a good try.
21.) So. True.
22.) This is the most epic win ever.
23.) It’s possible, right?
24.) Poor Warren.
25.) A for effort!
Vagitarian bump....
I’ve yet to watch it even once all the way through.
Zulu, LOTR, The Party, Toy Story, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House...should I go on?
When asked why, he said he wanted to get it down pat (llevrok seen walking away slowly, whistling....)
Second Hand Lions
Independence Day
The Ballad of Cable Hogue
Fire inspector could have them out fast - occupant load issues. Plus, get the owner's phone number and call him/her every time they bother you.
Oh, I've got that and left him a voicemail around midnight.....asking him to also give me their rental agency's 24 hour "live" phone number.
This Coachellafest sh*t runs for two consecutive three-day weekends, followed by "Stagecoach" - which is country oriented and doesn't draw nearly as many rambunctious peeps. For we locals, it's Hate Month.
Holder is a racist. Virtually EVERY Attorney General has been treated with more disrespect than he has.
These kids are brilliant, in a different sort of way.
Apparently.
Nacho Libre
...and I can’t believe I am the only one to mention Tombstone.
...and the Bourne series.
Braveheart
Stop jumping on the bed!
Beckett: The Honor of God
Ben Hur
Star Wars (It wasn’t known as episode IV until later)
Thor
Captain America
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (original)
Wizard of Oz
Sound of Music
The Dark Knight
The Last Samurai
Dr. Strangelove
Miracle on 34th Street
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
The Longest Day
The Dirty Dozen
Mary Poppins
The Russians are Coming
Seven Days in May
The Andromeda Strain
The Alamo (Wayne)
The Day the Earth Stood Still (original)
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Midway
Many others.
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