REGGIE: Barry; you're personally fouling me. But ~giggle~ I don't mind.
Posted on 03/20/2014 11:06:24 AM PDT by bkopto
On The Dan Patrick Show on Wednesday, Kobe Bryant said he thought the Lakers were so bad this year that even President Barack Obama could play for them.
Seriously.
Bryant, who is recovering from multiple injuries, said he got a call from the White House's chief of staff to help the White House promote Obamacare and pitched the Healthcare.gov website while reminding Patrick's listeners that they had until March 31 to sign up. When asked if Obama could play for the struggling Lakers, Bryant replied, "Yes, he could, actually."
"I'm not dissing the current roster that we have," he continued before saying that his comments were more of a "sign of respect" for Obama's basketball skills. Patrick compared Obama to Derek Fisher while Bryant said Obama was a left-handed version of the diminutive Michael Adams before settling on Nate "Tiny" Archibald.
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I’ve seen Obama play. I’m a 5’ 10” white guy with a decent shot and I think I could beat that clown one-on-one.
Yeah, he could go straight from 3rd string at a fancy white boy school to the NBA. That’s why he missed 10 straight shots in front of those kids.
Also...it just sickens me that the sports world is so engaged with this moron. His knowledge of sports is extremely limited as has been exposed by interviews with him.
Bet Putin would beat him one-on-one.
Bull Obama.
Why would athletes (who actually have some measurable talent in something) want to include a weak d*cked wimpoid without a measurable IQ point and no measurable ability to produce value in any area?
Being a man takes much more than that.
On The Dan Patrick Show on Wednesday, Kobe Bryant said he thought the Lakers were so bad this year that even President Barack Obama could play for them.
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In other words.... The Lakers suck so bad - even Obama would be an improvement.
Glasses...thought it said Obama could make layers rooster. Freudian slip, chicken thing.
I’m 5’10” too....and I know I could beat that ass hole.
Way to insult your team, Kobe....basically he’s saying the Lakers suck so much, Obama could make the team.....I’m sure the other players on team appreciate that.
Well, yeah. Right now my aunt Dorothy could make the Lakers roster, and she’s 85’
REGGIE: Barry; you're personally fouling me. But ~giggle~ I don't mind.
Lying must be contagious.
I think he might be able to “put together” a roster. If his gal pal val showed him what to do. You know, the HBIC.
Don’t sell Kobe short, he also speaks fluent Italian. Still, I kind of wonder, what behind Kobe’s kissing up to the Obama’s here lately. One would almost conclude that Kobe is on the short list of ‘Playas’ to replace the infamous Reggie Love.
Talk about brown nosing....
I watched Whitehouse down over the weekend. I’ve seen the light. Jamie Foxx’s fictitious character helped me see the light. Obama is a great man. And those evil republicans and military conservatives simply MUST be stopped. I’ll bet we could get most of the muslim nations to help us.
Maybe we could destroy the evil conservatives’ puppet in the middle east as well while we’re at it.
Then everything would be right with the world and utopia would finally be a reality.
I think somebody hacked my account. :-D
Yeah... Sure he could...
http://www.politico.com/multimedia/video/2012/04/obama-misses-basketball-shots.html
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