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Never Use the Self Cleaning After Five Years
self | 1/8/14 | self

Posted on 01/08/2014 12:26:39 PM PST by Little Bill

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To: Little Bill

Oh, so that’s what that setting is for! When I bought a turkey from the store it said “clean turkey first” and so when I put it into the oven and hit the Clean button I figured everything would be OK. Nobody from the Fire Department could figure out why it didn’t work either.


61 posted on 01/08/2014 2:25:18 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: RinaseaofDs
every quarter!

A sixer as opposed to a 12 pack.

62 posted on 01/08/2014 2:28:33 PM PST by Little Bill
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To: Billthedrill

LOL


63 posted on 01/08/2014 2:29:38 PM PST by Little Bill
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To: Little Bill

Bourbon and seven, actually. I can pick those up and put them down better than I can with beer any more.


64 posted on 01/08/2014 2:32:21 PM PST by RinaseaofDs
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To: loungitude

Isn’t that covered in the book, ‘Marriage For Dummies’?


65 posted on 01/08/2014 2:39:26 PM PST by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Little Bill

They ALWAYS do that if you have much buildup at all.

The lesson is the same as when you do interior painting...

wait until you can open the windows.


66 posted on 01/08/2014 2:44:57 PM PST by Mrs.Z
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To: Little Bill

I’ve used the “Self-Clean” feature a few times on my propane over. Every time, without fail, one of the ceramic ignition coils burns out, and I have to spend the $100 to get a new one.

I finally bought one from a parts store that offers a “lifetime warranty” - so, next time, I just have to spend 10% (about 9 bucks) to renew the warranty.


67 posted on 01/08/2014 2:46:19 PM PST by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. ItÂ’s been found hard and not tried')
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To: Little Bill
My sister judges a woman on the cleanliness of her bathroom.

20 years ago my never married sister in law told me she would marry the first man who knew what the back of a toilet looked like. I reminded her I had already claimed her brother, and besides that would be illegal anyway. She has still remains single.

68 posted on 01/08/2014 3:04:33 PM PST by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Nifster

Do you ever put anything you toss in the oven in a pan or bowl? lol ;-)


69 posted on 01/08/2014 3:09:16 PM PST by Average Al
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To: Little Bill

If the exhaust fan is clean and functioning properly, it should carry that smoke out regardless of how thick it is via the little duct/chimney venting the oven interior to around the stovetop...


70 posted on 01/08/2014 3:35:17 PM PST by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: Wingy

you...might be a redneck... ARF!


71 posted on 01/08/2014 3:39:09 PM PST by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: Axenolith
you...might be a redneck... ARF!

Guilty as charged, and it's working well so far.

72 posted on 01/08/2014 3:42:39 PM PST by Wingy
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To: Average Al

did you really mean this for me or the original poster??

because yes I use cooking equipment


73 posted on 01/08/2014 3:47:11 PM PST by Nifster
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To: loungitude

“You are NOT hangin’ another deer in this house!”


74 posted on 01/08/2014 4:57:42 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: Little Bill

If you cleaned it as often as recommended, there would have been little smoke.


75 posted on 01/08/2014 5:05:31 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

>> (this message from your US Chamber of Commerce) <<

.
And the Ad Council...

(can’t forget our America hating, God hating dolts)


76 posted on 01/08/2014 5:07:32 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Sir Napsalot

>> “Or is it, 5 years later, I am too lazy to find the original user manual?” <<

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Its under the flower pot where he put it to sop up the water...


77 posted on 01/08/2014 5:14:07 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: 1rudeboy

At 25 below,that is what the brandy is for.


78 posted on 01/08/2014 5:25:48 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Little Bill

             
There's some blatant, serious oven inequality goin' on here .. I feel so disenfranchised (or somethin') !


sniff

79 posted on 01/08/2014 5:34:52 PM PST by tomkat (you'll know when it's time)
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To: Rodamala

A friend from work was cleaning two deer in his garage. It was a bloody affair, as one would imagine. Then a Girlscout walked up to sell cookies. The Girlscout was cool, and my friend directed her to the front door where his wife bought cookies. It was a good day!


80 posted on 01/08/2014 6:52:55 PM PST by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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