I figure this all out for everyone here, I had to do it when my Thai girlfriend (soon to be wife) asked me what was wrong with American women... Ready? here it is..
A guy marries a beautiful little petite long-haired beauty, who proceeds to pack on 50 pounds and get her hair cut short (and all her dumpy girlfriends tell her “oh it’s so cute!!!)
So the guy wakes up one day and wonders when he married a short fat guy.
Guys are not innocent- look at the beer belly and soggy sweaty t-shirts and jeans many a gomer adopts after a few years.
I appreciate every moment my girl spends cooking and cleaning and ironing (I make good money so she can be a stay at home mom) and I do my best to make her happy in return, because I THANK GOD every day that someone as sweet and beautiful as her decided to spend her life taking care of me.
You can’t get any of that around here, at least without the attitude
oh and to the fembots who had a brain hemmorhage when I said she does cooking and ironing... THAT’S what’s wrong with you
She LIKES to do those things- she wont let me do them