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To: Lucky9teen

Catholic Heart Attack

You don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!!

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen.

She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

“Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun.

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”


63 posted on 06/21/2013 12:07:37 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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66 posted on 06/21/2013 12:28:55 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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67 posted on 06/21/2013 12:29:48 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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69 posted on 06/21/2013 12:32:45 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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71 posted on 06/21/2013 12:34:02 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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The Cajun Taxi Driver

Think about this after you read it...not ONE THING politically incorrect in what the Cajun Taxi driver says! He just speaks the truth!

An Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Houma, Louisiana...

Once he is seated, he asks the Cajun taxi driver to turn off the radio, because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion. And, in the time of the Prophet there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidels. And, there was CERTAINLY no radio.

So the taxi driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the curb, gets out and opens the back door. The Arab asks him, “What are you DOING, man?!”

The Cajun answers, “In da time of da Prophet dere weren’t no taxis. So you get ya ass out and wait fa a camel!”

Gotta LOVE those Cajuns!


82 posted on 06/21/2013 1:30:41 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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