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To: Lucky9teen

Sensuous Wife

“Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?” asked the wife.

“No,” said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

“Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?” she asked.

“Uh, no,” he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

“Now,” she said, “Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?”

“No,” he said, now really intrigued.

“Well go look in the garage...”


13 posted on 06/21/2013 6:15:47 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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LOL! Forwarding this one....


14 posted on 06/21/2013 6:17:51 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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32 posted on 06/21/2013 7:04:06 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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