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Naked woman missing in W. Wash. forest
KOMO News ^ | 10 June 2013

Posted on 06/11/2013 10:34:51 AM PDT by zeestephen

A naked woman who went on a "spiritual quest" wearing only a fanny pack is now missing and a search and rescue effort is under way to find her.

(Excerpt) Read more at komonews.com ...


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To: zeestephen

Suicide mission. She’s feeling Mother Nature’s tough side right now.


41 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:32 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: zeestephen

I have my B.O.B. ready but, I’m gonna need pics to make it worth my while to rescue her...


42 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:35 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Oberon

...unless it was Helen Thomas.
It wasn’t Helen Thomas, was it?!?


Isn’t that how it goes? People that insist on running around naked are those you would rather not see naked.

Why do I get a feeling this lady is no ex-playboy bunny and may have pretty furry legs?


43 posted on 06/11/2013 10:50:24 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Da Coyote

“Just think of the problems finding search volunteers had Helen Thomas or the Hillabeast done such a thing.”

You wouldn’t need a bunch of volunteers, all you would need is one very brave person.

Just look at which direction all the animals are running from and you would know exactly where they are.


44 posted on 06/11/2013 10:50:34 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: zeestephen

Sasquatch will grab her first.


45 posted on 06/11/2013 10:50:52 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: RightGeek

Is that a male or female?


46 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:13 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: zeestephen
Look for any freshly dug holes with lots of bear tracks around them. They like to save up larger kills for postprandial snacks.

On the positive side, Darwin Award nominations are still open.

47 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:40 AM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: zeestephen

We lived in a desert community north of Phoenix which is also the home of a well-known nudist camp. It was not at all unusual to encounter naked horse-back riders, hikers, 4-wheelers, or nudists out for an evening stroll.

That’s different form a lone naked woman hiking on a public trail. It’s dangerous enough with clothes on. And, more importantly, there’s no place to carry concealed. The element of surprise is lost (well, maybe).

Pray that she is found safe and sound!


48 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:41 AM PDT by stansblugrassgrl (PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
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To: zeestephen

I thought a fanny pack was a new Boy Scouting activity....


49 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:42 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (Tokyo Rove is more than a name, it's a GREAT WEBSITE)
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To: Pollster1

I stand corrected on my comment about her looks.

Her legs could still be pretty furry, though.


50 posted on 06/11/2013 10:52:14 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost

I’m in!


51 posted on 06/11/2013 10:52:49 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Mouton
is that some indication of mental illness

The naked spiritual quest is a sign that she's a democrat, so she's mentally ill, but I don't think the eyes tell us anything unless all of her pictures look like that.

52 posted on 06/11/2013 10:52:54 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: zeestephen

53 posted on 06/11/2013 10:53:01 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: C. Edmund Wright
I thought a fanny pack was a new Boy Scouting activity....

Don't know whether to laugh or cringe!

54 posted on 06/11/2013 10:53:49 AM PDT by Envisioning (It's the Jihad, stupid......)
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To: Envisioning

yes


55 posted on 06/11/2013 10:54:24 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (Tokyo Rove is more than a name, it's a GREAT WEBSITE)
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To: zeestephen

“Darkness Falls” X Files 1X19.


56 posted on 06/11/2013 10:54:25 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: zeestephen

Five million years of evolution and we have to go learn the whole Death By Exposure thing all over again...


57 posted on 06/11/2013 10:54:49 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: laplata

I’m thinking Halloween male. Looks too happy to be liberal.


58 posted on 06/11/2013 10:55:22 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: MrEdd

More like don’t feed the wolf and two foxes...if you get my drift.


59 posted on 06/11/2013 10:55:39 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!!)
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To: varyouga
There were 35 first responders from 5 departments including several helicopters....

Their disadvantage to that of mine is that I would bring my beer cooler.

60 posted on 06/11/2013 10:55:50 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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