Naked woman missing in W. Wash. forest

KOMO News ^ | 10 June 2013

[zeestephen]

A naked woman who went on a "spiritual quest" wearing only a fanny pack is now missing and a search and rescue effort is under way to find her.

[riri]

Trying not to be too politically incorrect here. (:

It seems women, in previous generations, had things that kept them grounded. Those things are being removed from the social order and some women (not all but more and more) are really not stable, at all, without these things.

[OldMissileer]

She's 19.

I've seen some 19 year-olds with looks that would make a train take a dirt road.

[Gay State Conservative]

When women walk down the street with their t*ts hanging out they become shocked and outraged if a guy even glances at them,let alone indicate any crude sort of “approval”.And now a woman walks through a deserted woodland and she's missing.Ten bucks says she's dead...probably at the hand of some psychopath.I guess she didn't realize that psychopaths *do* exist and that they might find a naked woman in a deserted area to be particularly “intriguing”.

[Gay State Conservative]

Those things are being removed from the social order and some women (not all but more and more) are really not stable, at all, without these things.

Substitute "people" for "women" and I agree 100%.

[Nifster]

stupid teen ager will most like succomb to the weather

[onedoug]

Looks like Lou Diamond Philips.

[angcat]

LOL LOL

[JimRed]

‘Squatch got her.

[llevrok]

During my time at Domino’s, I delivered to several naked people

Ditto as my time as a summer replacement garbage man. In those days, people's trash cans were not at the curb so you often had to go around back of the house.

A shirtsleeve classmate of mine's mom was a flasher and used to laugh at my 19 year old embarrassment every Tuesday.

[llevrok]

He’s out looking. Better than blood hounds when it comes to tracking down free nookie.

[COBOL2Java]

[zeestephen]

Re: “succumb to the weather”

Sadly, yes.

That's in the Cascades, or the foothills, anyway.

Even in June the nighttime temperature is going to be in the 40’s, and it can a lot colder than that, too.

[Rannug]

But but but, sunscreen doesn’t work anymore

[Morgana]

In other news, has anyone seen Laz?

[Slings and Arrows]

A naked woman who went on a "spiritual quest" wearing only a fanny pack is now missing and a search and rescue effort is under way to find her.

Her spiritual guide.

[latina4dubya]

Ha! Luvit when i owe someone a new keynoard...

[varyouga]

“Their disadvantage to that of mine is that I would bring my beer cooler.”

How do we know there wasn’t one in the chopper?