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Motorist Blames "Bad" Chinese Food For His Decision To Flee Accident Scene
The Smoking Gun ^ | May 16, 2013

Posted on 05/16/2013 8:22:09 PM PDT by rickmichaels

A Florida man who fled the scene of a fender-bender explained to cops that he had consumed some “bad” Chinese food and was “on the verge of defecating in his pants” when he went in search of relief, police report.

Carlos Baca, a 27-year-old Honduran citizen, took off last Monday after backing his pickup truck into another vehicle on a Port St. Lucie road, according to an arrest affidavit.

Baca, seen above, returned to the scene soon after the 6:30 AM crash and apologized for leaving, but “believed he had no choice” due to gastrointestinal distress caused by the Chinese food (which is not further itemized).

Arrested for driving without a license, Baca was booked into the county jail on a misdemeanor count and later released on $375 bond.


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1 posted on 05/16/2013 8:22:09 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: rickmichaels

Hard to hate a guy for leaving, and then returning.


2 posted on 05/16/2013 8:25:28 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: rickmichaels

Doesn’t appear that they gave a crap that he didn’t have insurance. I’ll bet he was a wet.


3 posted on 05/16/2013 8:26:03 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: rickmichaels

The should tell people if there is MSGin the food.


4 posted on 05/16/2013 8:26:19 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: rickmichaels

The should tell people if there is MSGin the food.


5 posted on 05/16/2013 8:26:20 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: rickmichaels

In spite of the fact that he’s likely to be an illegal alien and did a hit and run, I will allow his “bad Chinese food” defense.

It’s very believable.


6 posted on 05/16/2013 8:26:20 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: rickmichaels

Could happen...

Does he have evidence??


7 posted on 05/16/2013 8:27:33 PM PDT by sickoflibs (To GOP : Any path to US citizenship IS putting them ahead in line. Stop lying about your position.)
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To: nickcarraway

MSG gives you the squirts, too, eh?


8 posted on 05/16/2013 8:27:55 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: VanShuyten
I will allow his “bad Chinese food” defense. It’s very believable.

Indeed, it is.

9 posted on 05/16/2013 8:29:06 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: rickmichaels

he had consumed some “bad” Chinese food...
returned to the scene soon after the 6:30 AM crash...

Never eat left over Chinese food from the the night before.

Or earlier for that matter.

Pizza also must be kept in the refrigerator if possible,


10 posted on 05/16/2013 8:30:37 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: rickmichaels
Bad Chinese food at 6:30 in the morning...

Yeah, not going to believe that one. Probably got told by a friend that it's no big deal that he's illegal, they'll ignore that, give him a ticket for not having a license, and he can bail out for less than the monthly payment for the truck. No insurance? It's ok, the other guy likely has paid extra for his insurance so he can handle accidents when illegals crash into him and don't have insurance.

Of course, in court, the defense will be ‘there's no way for an illegal to get a driver's license’ and any worry about fleeing the scene will of course be washed away with ‘the overwhelming fear of being deported.’

11 posted on 05/16/2013 8:33:37 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: rickmichaels

*All Points Bulletin*

Be on the look out for “Carlos Caca”


12 posted on 05/16/2013 8:36:02 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear what is unlawful.)
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To: rickmichaels

When yyou got to go you got go. He could have returned though


13 posted on 05/16/2013 8:36:43 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: rickmichaels

“I shipped my pants!”


14 posted on 05/16/2013 8:38:40 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: rickmichaels

This fellow may be a perfect replacement for Jay Carney! Bob


15 posted on 05/16/2013 8:42:44 PM PDT by alstewartfan ("You cant hold me. I'm strong, now I'm strong, stronger than your law." Al Stewart "6-30-1934")
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To: rickmichaels

There’s a guy with a future in the DNC.


16 posted on 05/16/2013 8:43:26 PM PDT by NoLibZone (None here can be puzzled by why Jews walked into the cars so quietly- we are walking up the planks.)
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To: NoLibZone

OBama will be spouting that excuse as to his whereabouts on the night of the Benghazi attack.


17 posted on 05/16/2013 8:46:30 PM PDT by taterjay
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To: alstewartfan

I mean Carney will spout this in Obama’s defense.


18 posted on 05/16/2013 8:47:19 PM PDT by taterjay
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To: Fiji Hill

It’s been recently reported that the Chinese cook rat meat and call it lamb meat. I really do think this man is being honest.


19 posted on 05/16/2013 8:47:28 PM PDT by TexGrill (Don't mess with Texas)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping!


20 posted on 05/16/2013 8:51:15 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
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To: TexGrill
It’s been recently reported that the Chinese cook rat meat and call it lamb meat.

The only Chinese restaurant that I ever ate at that had lamb on the menu was the China Islamic Restaurant in La Habra, Calif. For some strange reason, they didn't serve pork, a staple of Chinese eateries.

21 posted on 05/16/2013 9:00:40 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: ThomasThomas

Years ago a friend went to China on a business trip.Was told don’t eat the local food. Went to an American pizza franchise
and ordered a pizza. Turned out it was the second pizza they had sold in years the rest was Chinese food. Who knows how long that pizza had been there but he got very sick.

It was a valuable and expensive lesson


22 posted on 05/16/2013 9:03:46 PM PDT by glyptol
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To: Fiji Hill

I love Chinese food, but I have found it best not to dilly-dally around after consuming it.


23 posted on 05/16/2013 9:06:52 PM PDT by ThomasSawyer (Democratic Underground: Proof that anyone can figure out how to use a computer.)
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To: Fiji Hill

No worries. If you ever visit China, the Muslim restaraunts have pork on the menu and they sell beer too. It’s ironic to see waitresses wearing Islamic veils serving you pork fried rice and beer. It makes me wonder if Obama is a Chinese Muslim since he drinks beer.


24 posted on 05/16/2013 9:26:42 PM PDT by TexGrill (Don't mess with Texas)
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To: SeaHawkFan

>> Hard to hate a guy for leaving, and then returning.

Yep. *Everyone* knows that if you get the runs from bad chinese food, you just drive around for awhile, and in about an hour you’ll be constipated again.


25 posted on 05/16/2013 9:29:14 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: rickmichaels

With the case of food poisoning I had this week which left me praying for death, I don’t think this is that far fetched.

Wait a minute, he wouldn’t have been driving around if he felt like I did.


26 posted on 05/16/2013 9:36:11 PM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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To: TexGrill
At the China Islamic restaurant, the woman in charge was wearing a hijab. She said she was from Taiwan, and that there were only about 50,000 Muslims there. On the wall, there was a big picture of Mecca.

That eatery now serves Mexican food, but I ate there once and didn't think much of it. Across the street is a Chinese restaurant that serves the sort of Chinese food commonplace in this country during the 1950's and 1960's--dishes such as chop suey, which is disappearing from Chinese menus for not being "authentic." I've been eating there for years, and the woman who owns it always remembers what I want.

27 posted on 05/16/2013 9:41:14 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
When he gets to prison he'll be an order of Sum Yung Gai.


28 posted on 05/17/2013 12:40:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Floriduh. Meh.


29 posted on 05/17/2013 1:48:16 AM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: rickmichaels

too bad it wasn’t Japanese... since Baka means crazy or stupid in that language


30 posted on 05/17/2013 1:50:07 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Daffynition

TMI!


31 posted on 05/17/2013 2:06:35 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: rickmichaels; Gamecock; F15Eagle

GEORGE: So he walks out of the stall, he’s been talking the whole time.

JERRY: He pulled an LBJ on you.

GEORGE: LBJ?

JERRY: Lyndon Johnson, used to do that to his staffers.

GEORGE: No kidding?

JERRY: Oh yeah. He’d hold national security meetings in there. He planned the Hanoi bombing after a bad Thai meal.


32 posted on 05/17/2013 3:26:38 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: GeronL

Mr. Mackey says: “ITS BAAAD!! MmmKay!!”


33 posted on 05/17/2013 3:33:53 AM PDT by bakeneko
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To: rickmichaels

Someone from Honduras, who more than likely ate some human feces fertilized foods from his Third World Feces-Hole country, ain’t getting runs from Chinese food.

Sounds like this guy is an illegal alien....and South FL is infested with them now


34 posted on 05/17/2013 4:29:39 AM PDT by SeminoleCounty (GOP - Greenlighting Obama's Programs)
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To: SeminoleCounty

Don’t forget the “legal wets” from Puto Rico that infest Central Florida.


35 posted on 05/17/2013 4:13:00 PM PDT by Clemenza ("History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil governm)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

Next time avoid the pu pu platter.


36 posted on 05/18/2013 9:49:16 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slings and Arrows

When you really get a calling for the runs, make a run for Taco Bell...


37 posted on 05/18/2013 9:52:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: sickoflibs; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Does he have evidence??

If the $#!t fits, you must acquits!

38 posted on 05/18/2013 9:53:29 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: a fool in paradise

Throughput!


39 posted on 05/18/2013 10:28:05 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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