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Motorist Blames "Bad" Chinese Food For His Decision To Flee Accident Scene
The Smoking Gun ^ | May 16, 2013

Posted on 05/16/2013 8:22:09 PM PDT by rickmichaels

A Florida man who fled the scene of a fender-bender explained to cops that he had consumed some “bad” Chinese food and was “on the verge of defecating in his pants” when he went in search of relief, police report.

Carlos Baca, a 27-year-old Honduran citizen, took off last Monday after backing his pickup truck into another vehicle on a Port St. Lucie road, according to an arrest affidavit.

Baca, seen above, returned to the scene soon after the 6:30 AM crash and apologized for leaving, but “believed he had no choice” due to gastrointestinal distress caused by the Chinese food (which is not further itemized).

Arrested for driving without a license, Baca was booked into the county jail on a misdemeanor count and later released on $375 bond.


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To: TexGrill
It’s been recently reported that the Chinese cook rat meat and call it lamb meat.

The only Chinese restaurant that I ever ate at that had lamb on the menu was the China Islamic Restaurant in La Habra, Calif. For some strange reason, they didn't serve pork, a staple of Chinese eateries.

21 posted on 05/16/2013 9:00:40 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: ThomasThomas

Years ago a friend went to China on a business trip.Was told don’t eat the local food. Went to an American pizza franchise
and ordered a pizza. Turned out it was the second pizza they had sold in years the rest was Chinese food. Who knows how long that pizza had been there but he got very sick.

It was a valuable and expensive lesson


22 posted on 05/16/2013 9:03:46 PM PDT by glyptol
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To: Fiji Hill

I love Chinese food, but I have found it best not to dilly-dally around after consuming it.


23 posted on 05/16/2013 9:06:52 PM PDT by ThomasSawyer (Democratic Underground: Proof that anyone can figure out how to use a computer.)
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To: Fiji Hill

No worries. If you ever visit China, the Muslim restaraunts have pork on the menu and they sell beer too. It’s ironic to see waitresses wearing Islamic veils serving you pork fried rice and beer. It makes me wonder if Obama is a Chinese Muslim since he drinks beer.


24 posted on 05/16/2013 9:26:42 PM PDT by TexGrill (Don't mess with Texas)
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To: SeaHawkFan

>> Hard to hate a guy for leaving, and then returning.

Yep. *Everyone* knows that if you get the runs from bad chinese food, you just drive around for awhile, and in about an hour you’ll be constipated again.


25 posted on 05/16/2013 9:29:14 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: rickmichaels

With the case of food poisoning I had this week which left me praying for death, I don’t think this is that far fetched.

Wait a minute, he wouldn’t have been driving around if he felt like I did.


26 posted on 05/16/2013 9:36:11 PM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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To: TexGrill
At the China Islamic restaurant, the woman in charge was wearing a hijab. She said she was from Taiwan, and that there were only about 50,000 Muslims there. On the wall, there was a big picture of Mecca.

That eatery now serves Mexican food, but I ate there once and didn't think much of it. Across the street is a Chinese restaurant that serves the sort of Chinese food commonplace in this country during the 1950's and 1960's--dishes such as chop suey, which is disappearing from Chinese menus for not being "authentic." I've been eating there for years, and the woman who owns it always remembers what I want.

27 posted on 05/16/2013 9:41:14 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
When he gets to prison he'll be an order of Sum Yung Gai.


28 posted on 05/17/2013 12:40:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Floriduh. Meh.


29 posted on 05/17/2013 1:48:16 AM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: rickmichaels

too bad it wasn’t Japanese... since Baka means crazy or stupid in that language


30 posted on 05/17/2013 1:50:07 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Daffynition

TMI!


31 posted on 05/17/2013 2:06:35 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: rickmichaels; Gamecock; F15Eagle

GEORGE: So he walks out of the stall, he’s been talking the whole time.

JERRY: He pulled an LBJ on you.

GEORGE: LBJ?

JERRY: Lyndon Johnson, used to do that to his staffers.

GEORGE: No kidding?

JERRY: Oh yeah. He’d hold national security meetings in there. He planned the Hanoi bombing after a bad Thai meal.


32 posted on 05/17/2013 3:26:38 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: GeronL

Mr. Mackey says: “ITS BAAAD!! MmmKay!!”


33 posted on 05/17/2013 3:33:53 AM PDT by bakeneko
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To: rickmichaels

Someone from Honduras, who more than likely ate some human feces fertilized foods from his Third World Feces-Hole country, ain’t getting runs from Chinese food.

Sounds like this guy is an illegal alien....and South FL is infested with them now


34 posted on 05/17/2013 4:29:39 AM PDT by SeminoleCounty (GOP - Greenlighting Obama's Programs)
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To: SeminoleCounty

Don’t forget the “legal wets” from Puto Rico that infest Central Florida.


35 posted on 05/17/2013 4:13:00 PM PDT by Clemenza ("History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil governm)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

Next time avoid the pu pu platter.


36 posted on 05/18/2013 9:49:16 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slings and Arrows

When you really get a calling for the runs, make a run for Taco Bell...


37 posted on 05/18/2013 9:52:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: sickoflibs; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Does he have evidence??

If the $#!t fits, you must acquits!

38 posted on 05/18/2013 9:53:29 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: a fool in paradise

Throughput!


39 posted on 05/18/2013 10:28:05 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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