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Teen gets iPad, piggy bank stolen by pepper spray-wielding hooker he hired while parents were out
New York Daily News ^ | May 3, 2013 | Philip Caulfield

Posted on 05/14/2013 4:26:15 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

A Chicago-area teen looking to get lucky hired a hooker while his parents were out, but ended up getting his piggy bank and iPad stolen.

Dareka Brooks, 22, pepper sprayed the pantsless 14-year-old as he sat on his bed in his Prospect Heights home on Wednesday, cops told The Chicago Tribune.

(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: brooks; dareka; hooker; robbery
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How's he going to top that on his 16th birthday?
1 posted on 05/14/2013 4:26:15 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Risky Business, the Prequel


2 posted on 05/14/2013 4:28:04 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Bookmark for the forthcoming avalanche of humor....


3 posted on 05/14/2013 4:28:14 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Mandatory BB Guns for 10 Year Old Boys would solve most of America's problems.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Forget about the eyes... that’s gotta hurt.


4 posted on 05/14/2013 4:28:33 PM PDT by Track9 (hey Kalid.. kalid.. bang you're dead)
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To: ConservativeStatement

If he would have sex with that thing at 16...you can only imagine where life will lead (thinking downhill).


5 posted on 05/14/2013 4:28:34 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (Obama's Chechens are coming home...to roost.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Shouldn't be too difficult:


6 posted on 05/14/2013 4:28:41 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Dr. Sivana

Exactly my thought as well. Want that also in Chicago?


7 posted on 05/14/2013 4:29:07 PM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: Paladin2

That’s not Shelley Long.


8 posted on 05/14/2013 4:29:38 PM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Learning moment.


9 posted on 05/14/2013 4:30:42 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: ConservativeStatement

Something similar happened between Barry Soetoro and Larry Sinclair.

Except no pepper spray was involved, and there was consensual sex in limousines enhanced by crack smoking.

More than once.

Might write a poem about it, titled “When Larry Met Barry.”


10 posted on 05/14/2013 4:32:00 PM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: LyinLibs

Inviting that into your house is some serious risky business..


11 posted on 05/14/2013 4:34:31 PM PDT by bigtoona
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To: Paladin2

Guilty and ineligible for a BJ Clinton post-POTUS pardon.

She’s heading for a taxpayer funded vacay.


12 posted on 05/14/2013 4:35:03 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: ConservativeStatement

You know, isn’t this just a sign of our times?

Why, back in my day, a hooker would never have done something like that to a 14 year old boy.


13 posted on 05/14/2013 4:35:05 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Chicago-style hooker. Just like our Chicago-style politicians. Crooked and looking to rip us off of everything they can steal by any means they can use against us. Can we trade Chicago for ?


14 posted on 05/14/2013 4:35:39 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: Paladin2

Hmm. One might want to qualify things when asking for a Redhead. (Oh - and I’m not referring to the pepper spray incident, although I guess that works too).


15 posted on 05/14/2013 4:35:41 PM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Back in my day, the crack-whores had honor.


16 posted on 05/14/2013 4:35:59 PM PDT by SIDENET
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To: ConservativeStatement; Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

"Time of your life, eh kid???"

17 posted on 05/14/2013 4:36:07 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: 21twelve

“Hello, my name is Dareka.”

So is that Da-wreck-a?

Or might it be Da-reek-a?

Either way......


18 posted on 05/14/2013 4:37:57 PM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: Paladin2

Your equipment is going to fall off if you hit that,kid.


19 posted on 05/14/2013 4:41:52 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Paladin2

Spooky looking thang.


20 posted on 05/14/2013 4:42:37 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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