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A modern day version of Harry Nilsson's "Coconut."
1 posted on 05/01/2013 6:57:24 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


2 posted on 05/01/2013 6:58:58 AM PDT by dfwgator
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“They put the blow in the cocnut and snorted it all up...”


4 posted on 05/01/2013 7:02:11 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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I was thinking of Benny Hill singing “I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts”
5 posted on 05/01/2013 7:02:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: ConservativeStatement

You take the coke and the coconuts and put them both together.
You put the coke in the coconuts then you feel better


7 posted on 05/01/2013 7:10:49 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight,, he'll just kill you.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

But we have all the coconuts we need right here in Ft. Lauderdale!

People trim huge clumps of them from their trees and put them out in the trash.

Of Course, they aren’t stuffed with cocaine.


10 posted on 05/01/2013 7:19:58 AM PDT by left that other site ((Ban the ubiquitous and deadly solvent, Di-hydrogen monoxide!!!))
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Now we know why Gilligan was always so wired. And why the Professor made everything out of coconuts.


11 posted on 05/01/2013 7:21:48 AM PDT by circlecity
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You put de lines in de coconut deen you feel bettah....


12 posted on 05/01/2013 7:24:24 AM PDT by circlecity
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leading investigators to two men who unloaded and separated out the suspicious bags and a third man who took them to his home.

Harry Lime lives, and is still in business!
13 posted on 05/01/2013 7:31:41 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
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