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North Korea & Iran are our ALLIES
NONE | noah

Posted on 03/17/2013 4:16:36 PM PDT by noah

North Korea & Iran are our ALLIES.

North Korea wants to BOMB the west coast. Iran wants to bomb the east coast.

This leaves MIDDLE AMERICA.

We all LOVE the 2 coasts; BUT HOW MUCH!!!!!


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1 posted on 03/17/2013 4:16:36 PM PDT by noah
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To: noah

How long can you tread water?


2 posted on 03/17/2013 4:21:08 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: noah

notice how clever the administration is...
east coast...gone (Iran)
west coast....gone (Korea)

that may leave only Chicago?
(which is self-destructing anyway)


3 posted on 03/17/2013 4:24:43 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: noah

not the whole coast, just a few cities would help us tremendously, lolz


4 posted on 03/17/2013 4:27:16 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: noah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VepS-IyKOLE


5 posted on 03/17/2013 4:30:50 PM PDT by sjmjax (Politicans are like bananas - they start out green, turn yellow, then rot.)
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To: noah; Admin Moderator

In before the zot.

viking kitties?


6 posted on 03/17/2013 4:31:18 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: noah

I’m pretty sure ‘middle America’ refers to middle Americans, not the middle of America.


7 posted on 03/17/2013 4:32:59 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: GeronL

Much has happned since 9-11-01.

I now share your lack of concern for the big blue areas.

They are the very ones that condemn our kids going abroad to defend them.

Pull ALL anti terrorist funding from every major city.

F’em.


8 posted on 03/17/2013 4:33:27 PM PDT by NoLibZone (We have the nation we deserve.I predict FR will hate GOP Candidate for 2016,2020,2024,2028, 2032...)
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To: noah

FRs servers are the West Coast.


9 posted on 03/17/2013 4:33:43 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: noah

Interesting theory. But alas, without the east and west coast, the interior of the US would likely suffer the brunt of fleeing liberal whiners. We shouldn’t wish that curse upon us. Look what they have already done to Colorado.


10 posted on 03/17/2013 4:34:07 PM PDT by Deathtomarxists (collapse death heartburn heartache dingdongs diaherea)
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To: noah

I need you to walk this here line here, ten steps heel to toe...


11 posted on 03/17/2013 4:34:20 PM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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To: noah
Which brings to mind an interesting hypothetical exercise. If Iran did manage to sneak a nuke into DC, and take out the whole town, devastating as that might be, and obviously terrible for the loss of human life and national treasures, would America be worse off 3 years later, or better off? Assume that Congress is in session, and Obama is not on vacation. I hesitate to state my opinion on that.

If I could make one request in such a scenario, it would be that Ted Cruz be called out of town on an emergency just before.

12 posted on 03/17/2013 4:35:01 PM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: Defiant
If Iran did manage to sneak a nuke into DC, and take out the whole town, devastating as that might be, and obviously terrible for the loss of human life and national treasures, would America be worse off 3 years later, or better off?

"They blew up Congress....Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

13 posted on 03/17/2013 4:37:16 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: noah

I realize you’re joking but its time for conservatives to rebuild and strengthen all of America.


14 posted on 03/17/2013 4:37:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: noah

Now, recite the alphabet beginning with the letter “k” and ending with “j”


15 posted on 03/17/2013 4:37:58 PM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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To: noah

With the Norkies’ lousy aim (so far) how do you know that the California bound one won’t overshoot?


16 posted on 03/17/2013 4:38:36 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: Deathtomarxists
'They' haven't done anything to Colorado. Coloradans have done whats been done to Colorado.

Liberals don't spring from the ground only in certain areas. The conditions for growing them exist everywhere there're large numbers of people.

17 posted on 03/17/2013 4:38:48 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: noah

Troll. You signed up on 02-06-1998 to post this?


18 posted on 03/17/2013 4:39:19 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: NoLibZone
Pull ALL anti terrorist funding from every major city.

F’em.

F you. Wishing for the death of millions of Americans (and yes, that's what pulling terrorism funding would, eventually, lead to) because you disagree with most of them (but by no means all) politically?? You're no better than the Muzzie terrorists you pretend to oppose. I say pretend, because if you support them hitting a 'liberal' city, you don't really oppose them.

19 posted on 03/17/2013 4:39:42 PM PDT by Conscience of a Conservative
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To: noah

Mixing whisky and that other stuff is generally a bad idea.

Get back on the boat project!


20 posted on 03/17/2013 4:40:49 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: Defiant

It would be awful difficult to sneak a nuke into DC, if our spooks are using backscatter scanning technology which can spot uranium or plutonium (one of which is needed to light off even a hydrogen weapon). But who knows who’s sleeping on watch?


21 posted on 03/17/2013 4:41:20 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I think it’s funny irony. OF COURSE it is not serious.


22 posted on 03/17/2013 4:42:27 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: Conscience of a Conservative

Don’t drink and post.

You are an idiot when sober.

No one has wished death on anyone.

Other than your projections.


23 posted on 03/17/2013 4:43:45 PM PDT by NoLibZone (We have the nation we deserve.I predict FR will hate GOP Candidate for 2016,2020,2024,2028, 2032...)
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To: Responsibility2nd; noah
Troll. You signed up on 02-06-1998 to post this?

Bwahahahahaha!

24 posted on 03/17/2013 4:44:11 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: HiTech RedNeck

See.

No need to spend money on this concern.

DC will be fine!


25 posted on 03/17/2013 4:44:43 PM PDT by NoLibZone (We have the nation we deserve.I predict FR will hate GOP Candidate for 2016,2020,2024,2028, 2032...)
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To: NoLibZone

It’s ironic hyperbole, like we might say “kill the Democrats” (but we’d probably defend their lives to the death if a foreign power actually did something like come to a Democrat convention and try to massacre the people there).


26 posted on 03/17/2013 4:45:22 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I say get rid of the popular vote. Each county gets 1 vote. You win the county you get the vote. Most votes win.

If the libs feel that they must cheat in Philly, who cares. It is only 1 vote, same as the county with 100 people in it.

This way no one is disenfranchised and if the left want 500% of Philly to vote, who gives a rats butt.


27 posted on 03/17/2013 4:45:39 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Got a problem? Nothing a drone strike can't fix.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Until they get Philly divvied up into 100 little counties


28 posted on 03/17/2013 4:46:55 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: SoFloFreeper
"viking kitties?"

Probably not. Posting history is sparse (to put it mildly), at least for the last couple of years that I went back, but it's there, and not particularly Zot-worthy from what I read. My $.02, but ymmv.

29 posted on 03/17/2013 4:48:16 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

No zot; but there’s a few more tests I need to administer. I got a P.U.I. ready to go.


30 posted on 03/17/2013 4:51:38 PM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

True. But tell me. YOU checked the sign on date as soon as you read it too.

Only an oldster could get away with this.


31 posted on 03/17/2013 4:51:43 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
I say get rid of the popular vote. Each county gets 1 vote. You win the county you get the vote. Most votes win.

We're seriously looking at doing it by district here in Michigan. Naturally the democrats are screeching because it will strip the gears of the Detroit vote fraud machine.
32 posted on 03/17/2013 4:53:36 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: dfwgator

The Manchurian candidate


33 posted on 03/17/2013 4:53:36 PM PDT by Controlling Legal Authority
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To: HiTech RedNeck
It would be awful difficult to sneak a nuke into DC, if our spooks are using backscatter scanning technology which can spot uranium or plutonium (one of which is needed to light off even a hydrogen weapon). But who knows who’s sleeping on watch?

Keep in mind these technologies need competent people monitoring the equipment. Now, as an example, consider the quality of staffing at the TSA. Are you worried yet?

34 posted on 03/17/2013 4:54:19 PM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: noah

Anybody who sees the Norks and Iranians as allies is sick. You must have forgotten the /sarc tag.


35 posted on 03/17/2013 4:54:48 PM PDT by Little Ray (Waiting for the return of the Gods of the Copybook Headings.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Your plan will be enacted right after Katherine Webb calls up Brent Musburger for a date.....


36 posted on 03/17/2013 4:54:56 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: don-o
"Sir, have you had anything to drink this evening?"


37 posted on 03/17/2013 4:57:49 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

I swear to drunk Officer, I’m not God.


38 posted on 03/17/2013 4:59:44 PM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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To: PapaBear3625

TSA is a cynical front. They already have the ability to more or less sniff for bombs (go through with a cabin pet and you’ll see), which is about the only way an aircraft could be downed by an attacker today, what with the cockpits being sealed off from hijackers now.

I’d expect more/better out of the CIA, but again who knows what all the sequester cleverness has done. (Yet, I doubt Barack has axed anything that protects his rear end, however. So DC defense probably would not suffer badly.)


39 posted on 03/17/2013 5:01:13 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: don-o

a pui?


40 posted on 03/17/2013 5:02:08 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

i = influence

c’mon


41 posted on 03/17/2013 5:03:40 PM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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To: don-o

under the influence of what... the muse of satire?


42 posted on 03/17/2013 5:07:11 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

Satire? Not even close. Satire requires a deft touch and some subtlety. Farce, on the other hand is quite easy, especially after toasting St Patrick with great enthusiasm for an extended time.


43 posted on 03/17/2013 5:14:34 PM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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To: noah

44 posted on 03/17/2013 5:16:14 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: don-o

OK, attempted satire with house paint and a 4 inch brush. Maybe an excess of toasting to the good St. Patrick with green suds had a part in it, who knows. As a good Baptist I am cold sober.


45 posted on 03/17/2013 5:21:03 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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To: dfwgator

What movie?
Thanks


46 posted on 03/17/2013 6:14:14 PM PDT by BOOHA
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To: BOOHA

Mars Attacks!


47 posted on 03/17/2013 6:15:26 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Great, I love it


48 posted on 03/17/2013 6:23:27 PM PDT by BOOHA
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Riiiight


49 posted on 03/17/2013 6:28:04 PM PDT by Catechuman
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To: skeeter
'They' haven't done anything to Colorado. Coloradans have done whats been done to Colorado. Liberals don't spring from the ground only in certain areas. The conditions for growing them exist everywhere there're large numbers of people.

You don't have a clue what you are talking about Skeeter. They have been, and still are coming here in droves. We can't just shoot em at the border, although we would like to. They spoil there own state and move on to infest others.

50 posted on 03/17/2013 7:11:42 PM PDT by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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