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How not to deal with unflattering photos… (Beyoncé)
The Meta Picture ^ | February 13, 2013

Posted on 02/14/2013 6:22:30 PM PST by EveningStar

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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: beyonce; meme; twerk
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Related thread: 'Unflattering' photos of Beyoncé during Super Bowl's halftime show become instant meme
1 posted on 02/14/2013 6:22:36 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Eek!!

Time for the “what has been seen cannot be unseen kitteh”


2 posted on 02/14/2013 6:24:59 PM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: EveningStar

Just Dayumn!


3 posted on 02/14/2013 6:29:47 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: F15Eagle

I agree with Bouncy... burn it, burn it.... aaahhhhhhh!!! my eyes! my eyes! The pain! The pain!

She looks like something out of a bad B-movie horror flick....

aaaahhhhhh.... hide the women and children!!


4 posted on 02/14/2013 6:30:13 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: EveningStar

If Obama had a wife!


5 posted on 02/14/2013 6:35:30 PM PST by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2013! Geaux, Pack, Geaux!)
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To: TaMoDee
If Obama had a wife!
Instead of a husband.
6 posted on 02/14/2013 6:37:27 PM PST by mountn man (ATTITUDE- The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It.)
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To: EveningStar
Gets my vote...


7 posted on 02/14/2013 6:46:07 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: EveningStar

Someone please, please photoshop Hillary’s head on the body :)


8 posted on 02/14/2013 6:46:14 PM PST by BAW (We are the Resistance.)
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To: EveningStar

Constipation problem?


9 posted on 02/14/2013 6:47:01 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: smoothsailing

LOOK! It’s GAMERA!!!


10 posted on 02/14/2013 6:53:26 PM PST by RandallFlagg
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To: dead; Roscoe Karns

ping


11 posted on 02/14/2013 6:54:11 PM PST by EveningStar ("What color is the sky in your world?" -- Frasier Crane)
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To: mountn man

Good one! (Took me minute to understand your comment.)


12 posted on 02/14/2013 6:59:35 PM PST by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2013! Geaux, Pack, Geaux!)
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To: TaMoDee

My bet? Laz would hit it...with an ugly stick.


13 posted on 02/14/2013 7:06:00 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Got a problem? Nothing a drone strike can't fix.)
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To: EveningStar
Tell Ms. Beyonce, that the photo will be removed as soon as the *Skeet* photo is *not* being photoshopped around the globe.

Who the heck is this Beyonce person, anyway? Is she the one on RHOA?


14 posted on 02/14/2013 7:09:56 PM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: RandallFlagg

Did anybody warn Tokyo?


15 posted on 02/14/2013 7:13:15 PM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: EveningStar

We may be laughing now, but remember how this regime “never wants to let a crisis go to waste.”

This may be the ‘event’ that they use to demand total control over the Internet.

I can hear Obammie the Commie now, “If it saves the reputation of just one pop star that supports me, we have to make that change.”


16 posted on 02/14/2013 7:15:01 PM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: EveningStar

17 posted on 02/14/2013 7:17:23 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: TaMoDee; mountn man
Oh Michelle! {{{{Swoon...sigh....sigh...swoon}}}


18 posted on 02/14/2013 7:17:23 PM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: EveningStar

Finally, some competition for she whose picture need not be posted...(ever again).


19 posted on 02/14/2013 7:19:06 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: EveningStar

that’s been photoshopped... at least her legs and arms...


20 posted on 02/14/2013 7:37:12 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: Daffynition

Kenya wishes she looked like Beyonce’


21 posted on 02/14/2013 7:39:01 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: latina4dubya

I don’t know what is more *important* to those people....money, status, power? I dunno.....can’t figure them out. *Crazy and unhinged*, I know.....

*Gone with the Wind fabulous..Twirl....twirl*


22 posted on 02/14/2013 7:46:25 PM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: EveningStar

can’t blame THAT on lip-syncing...


23 posted on 02/14/2013 7:48:24 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: latina4dubya

Where’s the original?


24 posted on 02/14/2013 7:51:28 PM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: Daffynition
Gone with the Wind fabulous..Twirl....twirl

hahaha... thanks for that--i needed a laugh... (that gal is nuts)...

25 posted on 02/14/2013 7:51:28 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: chris37; latina4dubya
This is supposedly the original. I don't know for certain, though.

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26 posted on 02/14/2013 8:00:46 PM PST by EveningStar ("What color is the sky in your world?" -- Frasier Crane)
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To: EveningStar
i still think it looks like it's trying to pass a stone...
27 posted on 02/14/2013 8:01:42 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: chris37
i don't have the original, but here is one from the same performance... look at that difference in her arms and legs:

http://tvone.tv/content/tvone_site/en/topics/celebrity_gossip/celeb_news/as-beyonce-killed-the-super-bowl-twitter-bubbled-up/_jcr_content/midPar/textimage_61da/image.img.jpg/1359995824705.jpg

28 posted on 02/14/2013 8:11:55 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: EQAndyBuzz; Lazamataz

I must stand in defense of Brother LAZ...
I don’t he’d “Hit It”... even with a buzz..

LAZ?


29 posted on 02/14/2013 8:16:43 PM PST by WomBom ("I read Free Republic for the pictures")
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To: latina4dubya
Poor, poor Walter ...his role elevated the Sanford and Sons duo, to new boob-tube heights.


30 posted on 02/14/2013 8:30:50 PM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Daffynition

hahahaha! you keep making me laugh!


31 posted on 02/14/2013 9:26:37 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: EveningStar

A highly overrated skank who made a career of forcing herself into the limelight with minimal talent. Is it any wonder people make fun of her?


32 posted on 02/15/2013 3:43:24 AM PST by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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To: latina4dubya

Her legs and arms look the same to me.

In one photo she is flexing her muscles, in the other she is not.

She isn’t very lady looking, and I’m glad that she is not my daughter. I would be ashamed of myself.


33 posted on 02/15/2013 8:50:19 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: EveningStar
Hey, she is a state approved entertainer just like they had in the USSR. The state should make publishing the picture punishable. Maybe a ten year stint of rock breaking in a camp for enemies of the special people.

ha! Though, I LOVE this picture. God must be on our side.

34 posted on 02/15/2013 8:57:08 AM PST by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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To: chris37

i can understand that—about her being your daughter... when she is actually performing the routine, you don’t notice the ugly expressions and the awkward stances... but i can see why she would make those faces at certain points—she exerts a lot of energy... and to me, it looked like she had a lovely smile on her face the entire time—even when she was singing...


35 posted on 02/15/2013 10:24:48 AM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: EveningStar

Ouch!

Is that supposed to be feminine and attractive?


36 posted on 02/15/2013 12:13:25 PM PST by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: latina4dubya

Honestly, the only thing she does for me is repulse me.

If a lady wishes to perform musically for me, then I’m all for that.

But I don’t have any interest in those who wish to hump the audience. I’m done with that.

If she wants to do that, she should go be a porn star.


37 posted on 02/15/2013 2:18:58 PM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: chris37
If she wants to do that, she should go be a porn star.

i get that her music and dancing are not for you but why should she go do that? she has a lot of fans doing what she's doing... she's not screwing around... she's not promiscuous... she makes a heck of a lot more money in the music industry than she would as a porn star...

38 posted on 02/15/2013 3:02:53 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: latina4dubya

Her slut behavior influences the behavior of young girls, who incidentally are easily influenced.

The fact that she makes a lot of money only makes her a high priced whore, and it also illustrates the stupidty and shallowness of the American consumer.

She isn’t musically talented at all. The only reason anyone is interested in her is cause she shakes her money maker for everyone to see.


39 posted on 02/15/2013 5:11:22 PM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: chris37
she isn’t musically talented at all. The only reason anyone is interested in her is cause she shakes her money maker for everyone to see.

you said she should be a porn star... and i say why should she do that when she makes far more money and reaches a greater audience doing what she is doing... if her goal is to be a star without taking all of her clothes off and screwing various men and/or women, then she has found her industry... and her public... she ought to keep doing what she is doing until she tires of it or until her fans tire of her... she will probably move into more acting, movies roles etc when she is done doing the music thing... i doubt she will go into the porn industry...

40 posted on 04/06/2013 5:28:28 PM PDT by latina4dubya
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To: latina4dubya

Because she degrades music with her talentless, whorish presence.

She is a sexually transmitted disease of the art of music.

Really, I’m not certain that I can even find words to speak lowly enough of this person.


41 posted on 04/06/2013 5:43:30 PM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: chris37

That bitch is dead to me since she decided to go to that island gulag of Cuba.


42 posted on 04/06/2013 5:44:58 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Honestly, that is something I would expect someone of her caliber, or lack thereof, to do.

She is foul in all ways.

I’m not certain that she’s ever been alive to me. She is a perfect representative of what America has become.

Shallow, empty, diseased, unwholesome and evil.


43 posted on 04/06/2013 6:16:34 PM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: EveningStar

44 posted on 04/06/2013 6:21:50 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: EveningStar

45 posted on 04/06/2013 6:25:31 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Daffynition

46 posted on 04/06/2013 6:37:08 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: EveningStar; a fool in paradise

I’ve been beyond the country, what’s a ‘Beyonce’?


47 posted on 04/06/2013 6:40:50 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: latina4dubya

It unbelievably obvious that its photoshopped... Good grief people are gullible.


48 posted on 04/06/2013 6:42:53 PM PDT by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: JoeProBono
I'm sorry, I had to look up to see whachu were talkin' about.


49 posted on 04/06/2013 8:06:00 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Wyatt's Torch
It unbelievably obvious that its photoshopped... Good grief people are gullible.

that's what i said... but people tend to be led by their biases..

50 posted on 04/08/2013 11:06:05 AM PDT by latina4dubya
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