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Cardinals Mull Obama Papacy
The People's Cube ^ | February 12, 2013 | Ivan Betanov

Posted on 02/14/2013 6:28:57 AM PST by Upstate NY Guy

Vatican insiders today report what is an apparent "testing the water" move by the White House to suggest President Barack Obama as a possible replacement for retiring Pope Benedict XVI.

Father Guido Sarducci, unofficial Vatican spokesman, confirmed that a "highly placed person" in the administration had floated the idea of naming Obama the Vicar of Christ on Earth when Pope Benedict steps down at the end of the month.

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney was quick to state that any talk of the President leaving his current office to assume the duties of the supreme pontiff was irresponsible. "We are quite sure that the President would be able to fulfill the duties of both roles simultaneously," Carney reassured reporters...

... "internally, the Church needs a thorough reorganization, starting with assigning union representation for each diocese, and also this staunch resistance to the human right of abortion on demand has obviously got to stop," Carney said.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; satire

1 posted on 02/14/2013 6:29:08 AM PST by Upstate NY Guy
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To: Upstate NY Guy

His Papal name will be Judas I.


2 posted on 02/14/2013 6:35:35 AM PST by freedumb2003 (I learned everything I needed to know about racism from Colin Powell)
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To: Upstate NY Guy

Yeah - as crazy as everything is right now -- I can see this happening...
3 posted on 02/14/2013 6:36:50 AM PST by BCW (http://babylonscovertwar.com/index.html)
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To: BCW

From back when SNL was funny.


4 posted on 02/14/2013 6:39:53 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (NRA Life Member)
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To: Upstate NY Guy

He already has the “God Complex”


5 posted on 02/14/2013 6:42:46 AM PST by CMailBag
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To: BCW

Heck, in today’s bizarre world, a lot of people would go along with this. Probably even some within the Catholic Church.


6 posted on 02/14/2013 6:42:56 AM PST by Upstate NY Guy
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To: Upstate NY Guy

‘”””Cardinals Mull Obama Papacy””””

Wait, I thought the media already declared him Supreme Messiah.
Why have him be the leader of one group of people? Why not just make him ruler of All People? Supreme Ruler of the Earth! Being a ruler for just one group of people... well thats just being racist.


7 posted on 02/14/2013 6:47:52 AM PST by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!!)
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To: Upstate NY Guy

Pope Biased.


8 posted on 02/14/2013 6:49:22 AM PST by shove_it (Long ago Huxley, Orwell and Rand warned us about 0banana's USA.)
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To: Upstate NY Guy

Make him pope and get him out of our pockets.


9 posted on 02/14/2013 6:53:52 AM PST by Rapscallion (Homeland Security is buying millions of bullets - for you. So you can't buy ammo at all.)
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To: envisio

Exactly. Israel could rebuild Solomon’s temple on Temple Mount. Then Obama could have a throne constructed there, sit down and declare himself ruler of the planet.


10 posted on 02/14/2013 7:06:34 AM PST by Upstate NY Guy
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To: Upstate NY Guy

Not everyone will remember Father Guido Sarducci.....


11 posted on 02/14/2013 7:15:06 AM PST by expat2
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To: expat2

I was a winner in the “Find the Pope in the Pizza” Contest.


12 posted on 02/14/2013 7:17:18 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Congratulations. I admire your pattern-recognition skills. What did you win — an indulgence?


13 posted on 02/14/2013 7:26:02 AM PST by expat2
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To: Upstate NY Guy

some? try a lot (of the laity at least)


14 posted on 02/14/2013 8:35:55 AM PST by FutureRocketMan (Santorum 2016)
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To: Upstate NY Guy

Why give up being an emperor just to be a Pope?.


15 posted on 02/14/2013 9:49:45 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: Upstate NY Guy
No, no. Not a chance that the “Messiah” would accept such a demotion. However, if we could trade BO for Father Sarducci, the country would be a lot better off.
16 posted on 02/14/2013 11:00:46 AM PST by GrannyGoose2 (Old age is not golden.)
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To: humblegunner

Too late!


17 posted on 02/28/2013 8:24:38 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

I just sent my application this morning.
It may be a day or two until I hear back.

I’m confident they will view me most favorably for the job.


18 posted on 02/28/2013 9:16:26 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Well, of course you’re the right man for the job, but just make sure that O’zer0 doesn’t try to usurp your position.

You know how good he is at voter fraud.

Hell, he’d probably switch the black and white smoke materials until he wins. Just watch your back.


19 posted on 02/28/2013 9:21:05 AM PST by TheOldLady
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