I work for AT&T, so I know what I’m talking about. Sometimes cell phones can get overheated causing the microgerbils to self-flagellate and the flux capacitor to discordulate, especially if you’re talking with a liberal and cursing continuously. Try putting your phone in a sink full of cold water for an hour to cool it. Although your microgerbils will possibly continue to underperform due to cryoflaccidity, the phone should work much better after that.
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