Posted on 12/28/2012 9:50:24 PM PST by chessplayer
The stars and writers of Mystery Science Theater 3000 have carried our bad movie passion/fixation/incurable mental condition forward at RiffTrax.com. You spend enough time with bad movies, you’re gonna wind up arguing over which ones are truly the worst. Rather than fight it out tooth-and-nail among ourselves, risking possible tooth injury or even nail damage, we put the question to our fans. A record-setting 500,000 votes later, we’ve got the list. RiffTrax's first annual Worst Movies of All Time list. This is it. No more fighting. Because nobody fights about lists on the internet, right? Right??
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To immediately skip over it viewing the listings?
I also associate the lead(s) with the title, just to be sure.
Heh!
I was wondering when you’d show up here.
(Where’s Crow?)
Here is ya one to stream tonight or anytime it is free to watch just don’t blame me for watching it LMAO.
Killer Shrews (1959)
http://archive.org/details/The_Killer_Shrews
The sub was stupid. But League had the same element that Avengers and the TV show Heroes had: a group of individuals who have distinct talents but who are even better working as a unit. That, to me, is America-—individuals becoming great by maximizing what only they can do.
Way back when, during the era of Creature Features, host Bob Wilkins would often state that “tonight’s feature is not the greatest movie ever made.” At times it was difficult to watch the entire movie. One night however, was one that Wilkins introduced as quite possibly the worst movie ever. He stated that the entire budget was just $500. It featured evil trees that attacked at night. The ‘lighting’ was a string of lightbulbs on a cord. The movie’s name is “The Navly vs the Night Monsters.” I probably still have the VCR tape somewheres.
I’ll take your Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and up you the Toxic Avenger. It was soooo bad it was funny.
I actually like a lot of “Saraha”. At least the soundtrack rocks! Plot, love story, not so much.
I know. Did anyone read the script?
But I find her acting to be DeBoring.
And Star Trek X.
There are only two things that make anything with Katherine Heigl worth watching. Hint: they’re both inside her bra.
No doubt, the WORST MOVIE EVER is The Thing with Two Heads, a 1972 film, starring Rosey Grier, Ray Milland and Don Marshall directed by Lee Frost, and written by Wes Bishop.
Plot summary
Milland plays Dr. Maxwell Kirshner, a dying, wealthy racist who demands that his head be transplanted onto a healthy body. As his health rapidly deteriorates, there remains only one alternative: graft Kirshner’s head onto the body of a black death row inmate, Jack Moss, played by Grier.
Thing with Two Heads Trailer.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A
The Thing with Two Heads (The movie) 1:31:32 .......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvA0kvgGtF4
“Shyamalan”
Anything having to do with Hobbits.
Twister.
Problem Child 2
Besides being throwup-bad, they had a scene where 2 milk men are delivering somethign to a house, and while they are waiting at the door to deliver somethign and one reaches over and caresses the other who slaps him away and says “not now” - nothing to do with the plot at all, just tossing in a pointless gay scene in the continuing indoctrination...
The English Patient, anything made by Woody Allen.
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