President Obama is not amused.
Posted on 12/21/2012 5:19:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen
http://www.youtube.com/embed/VGLGJV01C0Q
Here’s hoping you get everything you want for Christmas, FRiends!
But nobody has any answers? The world is just full of imponderables.
Why do we park on driveways but drive on parkways?
Why doesn't "good food" rhyme?
Why is bra singular but panties plural?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, who pickled them and why?
And, of course, the biggest imponderable of all:
Why the heck did America re-elect Obama?
I guess you're right. That last one will take forever to answer.
Is that the voice of Mary Martin?
It's the electorial version of S and M.
President Obama is not amused.
It looks like NBC is also having fun with the Official Friday Silliness Thread.
They just broke in Hoda and Kathi Lee (here in the west) to announce John Kerry as the new SecState. (he served in Vietnam, you may recall)
Things to do in the bathroom stall...
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
2. Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, “Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”
5. Drop a marble and say, “oh shoot!! My glass eye!!”
6. Say “Darn, this water is cold.”
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, “Now how did that get there?”
9. Say, “Humus. Reminds me of humus.”
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!!”
11. Say, “Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?”
13. Say. “C’mon Mr. Happy! Don’t fall asleep on me!!”
14. Say, “Boy, that sure looks like a maggot”
15. Say, “Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?”
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your “Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!”
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing “Born Free”
20. When you’re in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say “You got any more toilet paper over there, This side’s completely out.”
Go WHERE????? %O
A hand full of tie wraps will neaten that right up :)
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