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Squirrel invades Jersey City school classroom, jumps on three kids
Jersey Journal ^ | September 21, 2012

Posted on 09/21/2012 4:32:36 AM PDT by SMGFan

Some Jersey City second-graders got a scare yesterday when a squirrel managed to get inside their basement classroom and jump on three students, scratching two of them, officials said. The three School 38 students went home after the incident, with school officials advising their parents to bring them to their family doctors, said district spokeswoman Paula Christen. One of the kids was 7-year-old Tyhee, according to his father, Doug Harmon, a Jersey City bail bondsman. Harmon, 36, said the squirrel landed on Tyhee’s head. “The thing just pounced on his head real hard,” he said, describing his son as “shaken up.”

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1 posted on 09/21/2012 4:32:39 AM PDT by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

SQUIRREL!


2 posted on 09/21/2012 4:45:23 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: SMGFan
The kids could have some nasty cuts. I once watched a squirrel open up a neighbor's finger. He was showing me how he hand feeds the squirrels when one approached for a peanut.

Either the squirrel was jumpy, or the guy moved his hand just as the squirrel grabbed for the peanut. Perhaps it was a little of both. The squirrel missed the peanut and instead opened the guys finger to the bone.

3 posted on 09/21/2012 4:48:20 AM PDT by fso301
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To: SMGFan
The teachers were just toughening 'em up for their visit to Gibraltar. There's nothing like warm monkey pee down your back (ask my daughter!).


4 posted on 09/21/2012 4:58:59 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: SMGFan

Even the squirrels cannot stand Obama’s Socialism.


5 posted on 09/21/2012 5:01:34 AM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I think I have a picture from 1978 of those dirty things in the SAME location. Three of them thought I was a nice guy and I couldn’t keep them off me. The people on the cruise thought it was funny and I almost missed the hydro-plane to Algeciras because the turds wouldn’t leave me alone.


6 posted on 09/21/2012 5:05:31 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: SMGFan

Well if it was just BOYS he jumped on, we may be in for a long, cold winter as the squirrel is ‘stocking up’?

//Think about it//


7 posted on 09/21/2012 5:05:31 AM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "It is virtually impossible to clean the pond as long as the pigs are still crapping in it")
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To: SMGFan

This article reminds me of an incident in college involving a squirrel, two cats and a gay guy.


8 posted on 09/21/2012 5:08:23 AM PDT by Rebelbase (The most transparent administration ever is clear as mud.)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

9 posted on 09/21/2012 5:09:18 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: SMGFan
Remember kids, it could be worse.
10 posted on 09/21/2012 5:10:47 AM PDT by Stonewall Jackson ("I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.")
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To: GreenLanternCorps

easy- the squirrel thought those kids were nuts

ark ark

I had a pet squirrel for a while and they can be absolutely obsessively affectionate and clingy, or nasty little boogers when they get riled up, and very protective of who they “love”- suicidal actually


11 posted on 09/21/2012 5:12:17 AM PDT by silverleaf
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12 posted on 09/21/2012 5:17:19 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: SMGFan

Videos of attack squirrel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ADeaQ_N-M


13 posted on 09/21/2012 8:28:06 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (DIY Bumper Sticker: "THREE TIMES,/ DEMOCRATS/ REJECTED GOD")
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To: SMGFan

14 posted on 09/21/2012 8:29:16 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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