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What Were the WORST Special Effects Ever Seen in a Movie?
self | July 13, 2012 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/13/2012 7:04:50 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Let's start out with the recognition of perhaps the WORST special effect ever seen in a movie was the flaming paper plate on a line passing itself off as a flying saucer in "Plan Nine From Outer Space." However, I recently saw a movie that might have had a special effect just as lame.

It was "Knights of the Round Table," starring Robert Taylor as Lancelot. Anyway, Lancelot, along with King Arthur and some allies were at a meeting at Stonehenge. The bad guys (Modred) suddenly decided to attack the Arthur crew. So Lancelot saves the day by pushing one of the Stonehenge rocks over to prevent the bad guys from getting to them while they made their escape. What made the scene especially ridiculous was that Lancelot really didn't even put much of an effort into shoving over that Stonehenge rock. And when the Stonehenge rock hit the ground, it was with the gentle thud of styrofoam rather than a crash of several tons worth of rock. Oh, and how could Stonehenge manage to stand all these years since from we saw in the movie just a 60 mph wind would have knocked those Stonehenge rocks to the ground?

I wonder if Robert Taylor or any of the other actors at the time objected to participating in such an incredibly lame special effect.


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: movies; specialeffects
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To: Adams

After the first installment of Star Wars in ‘77 everyone thought Lucas was brilliant. The more he filmed and tinkered the more obvious it was that he just got lucky. JarJar Binks? What was he thinking?


51 posted on 07/13/2012 7:34:40 PM PDT by 1010RD (First, Do No Harm)
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To: PJ-Comix

Mesa no deserve to be speshuh effect!

52 posted on 07/13/2012 7:34:49 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch ( if you love, you will not condemn, and if you condemn, you cannot love)
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To: henkster

53 posted on 07/13/2012 7:35:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: garjog

Robert Vaughan!


54 posted on 07/13/2012 7:37:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Talisker

55 posted on 07/13/2012 7:37:50 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Mysteries in History,” hosted by Peter Graves in the opening sequence of Men in Black II is pretty hilarious. Loaded with “special effects.”


56 posted on 07/13/2012 7:37:50 PM PDT by upchuck ("Definition of 'racist:' someone that is winning an argument with a liberal." ~ Peter Brimelow)
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To: PJ-Comix
The worst ever special effect belongs to Victor, although he didn't live to see it, having lost his head!


57 posted on 07/13/2012 7:38:11 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Seeking the truth

58 posted on 07/13/2012 7:39:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: PJ-Comix

No one can top the Japanese of the fifties for bad special effects:The zippered monster genre - Godzilla, Rodan, etc


59 posted on 07/13/2012 7:39:57 PM PDT by chuckee
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To: garjog

Is that Robert Vaughn and James Arness? Wow, I guess you gotta pay the bills somehow.


60 posted on 07/13/2012 7:41:39 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Legalize Freedom!!)
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To: yarddog

I have several times seen airplane contrails in the sky in movies set in the old West.


Historically accurate. Because back in the mid 1800’s the govt was spraying cowboys and Indians with time triggered neurotoxins. Gonna send this to George Noory.


61 posted on 07/13/2012 7:42:47 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy (Trust in God, but empty the clip.)
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To: PJ-Comix
So Fake!

62 posted on 07/13/2012 7:43:22 PM PDT by Blogatron (Brought to you by The American Frog Council; 'Frog - The other green meat')
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To: PJ-Comix

I always liked the old cowboy movies where a six shot revolver could fire fifteen times without a reload.


63 posted on 07/13/2012 7:44:54 PM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought the lizard monster in the new Spider man movie was surprisingly crude considering the rest of the effects were pretty good.


64 posted on 07/13/2012 7:45:16 PM PDT by DManA
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To: PJ-Comix
Do special effects from gay porno movies qualify?


65 posted on 07/13/2012 7:45:24 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Blogatron

66 posted on 07/13/2012 7:46:37 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Blogatron

How innocent of an age it was back then where it was important to portray a loving couple to fool the public.


67 posted on 07/13/2012 7:47:10 PM PDT by DEADROCK
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To: BenLurkin

Zardoz.

Somebody had to rule the outlands.


68 posted on 07/13/2012 7:48:44 PM PDT by DManA
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To: M. Thatcher

Birddenic


69 posted on 07/13/2012 7:48:49 PM PDT by Chickensoup (STOP The Great O-ppression)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe”


70 posted on 07/13/2012 7:49:20 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: BenLurkin

Where is that from?


71 posted on 07/13/2012 7:49:57 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Robot Monster takes the cake. Guy with a gorilla suit with a diving helmet on his head.


72 posted on 07/13/2012 7:50:51 PM PDT by packrat35 (Admit it! We are almost ready to be called a police state!)
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To: BenLurkin

8088 baby!


73 posted on 07/13/2012 7:51:06 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: BenLurkin

“Robert Vaughan!”

Yes, he is supposed to be the teenager of Teenage Caveman but looks 30 in the film.


74 posted on 07/13/2012 7:53:29 PM PDT by garjog
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To: OneWingedShark

I don’t know. Saw it while searching google images and thought it would dress up this thread a little.

Not that it needs dressing up, of course.


75 posted on 07/13/2012 7:53:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Had to hit abuse FM. Whatever graphic you intended was replaced.


76 posted on 07/13/2012 7:54:16 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: PJ-Comix

77 posted on 07/13/2012 7:54:22 PM PDT by frithguild (You can call me Snippy the Anti-Freeper)
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To: PJ-Comix

My memory of this is vague, but it sticks nonetheless....

It’s a scene from the movie “The Valachi Papers”, where there’s three 1920s cars proceeding down a street at night, and the image has been manipulated to emphasize them...but it’s clear that there’s then-current 1960s cars passing them in the other lanes. Only time I ever saw the movie, it was one of the first scenes I saw (having joined it midshow), and for me it was a major “what POS movie is this???!!!” moment.


78 posted on 07/13/2012 7:57:27 PM PDT by M1903A1 ("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy... and call it progress")
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To: PJ-Comix
A nuclear submarine sailing beneath an iceberg in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1961) finds itself in peril when chunks of ice sink down around it as the berg breaks up.

While watching The Battle of the Bulge (1966), one might find it odd that the Germans fighting a 1944 battle are riding around in American tanks from the 1950's.

79 posted on 07/13/2012 8:00:20 PM PDT by Fiji Hill (Deo Vindice!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Shark Attack 3 Megalodon

The worst CGI / Special Effects ever

More gems

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pRuncHws2g&feature=player_embedded

80 posted on 07/13/2012 8:01:47 PM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: PJ-Comix
Greek columns special effects for Obama in Denver?


81 posted on 07/13/2012 8:02:01 PM PDT by garjog
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To: Kharis13

“I’ve been making low-budget short films for years and yes,”

Hey Kharis as your films on Youtube? We want to see them.


82 posted on 07/13/2012 8:03:44 PM PDT by garjog
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To: PJ-Comix

Robin Hood movie incorporating “Higgins Boats” as Norman landing craft circa 1160 AD.


83 posted on 07/13/2012 8:03:58 PM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g

It’s pretty hard to outdo a giant shark attacking a 747 airplane in flight.

Note: Technically NSFW, as it has a bad word.


84 posted on 07/13/2012 8:04:06 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: PJ-Comix
I think this was supposed to be a scene from within an alien spaceship:


85 posted on 07/13/2012 8:04:29 PM PDT by chopperman
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To: BenLurkin

Ah Thats not fair! Godzilla VS Mothra is an AWESOME movie.


86 posted on 07/13/2012 8:06:11 PM PDT by KC_Lion (The Supreme Court issued their ruling on Obamacare. Soon, We the People shall issue ours.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

The Stonehenge in “This Is Spinal Tap” was also bogus.


It was in danger of being crushed by a pair of dancing dwarves!


87 posted on 07/13/2012 8:06:55 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Melas

Drat.


88 posted on 07/13/2012 8:07:52 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: Fiji Hill

Same’s true with Patton (Yanks in M41 tanks versus Krauts in M48s). For stuff like that, ya gotta give ‘em some wiggle room...Shermans and Panzers were just a *little* tough to get hold of by then!


89 posted on 07/13/2012 8:08:54 PM PDT by M1903A1 ("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy... and call it progress")
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To: PJ-Comix

Aliens.... oh, wait - those were the best.


90 posted on 07/13/2012 8:13:44 PM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: Snickering Hound

Don’t be dissin’ t.v. Batman. The best!


91 posted on 07/13/2012 8:14:47 PM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: qam1

But you can’t say he didn’t deserve it.


92 posted on 07/13/2012 8:15:16 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch ( if you love, you will not condemn, and if you condemn, you cannot love)
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To: PJ-Comix

Captain Kirk taking cover behind a painted tumbleweed.


93 posted on 07/13/2012 8:17:00 PM PDT by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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To: PJ-Comix
The movie Thoroughly Modern Millie (1968) is set in 1922, yet the opening scene features a woman singing along as she plays Looking at the World Through Rose-Colored Glasses, a hit from the spring of 1926. Perhaps she was a time-traveler.
94 posted on 07/13/2012 8:19:07 PM PDT by Fiji Hill (Deo Vindice!)
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To: Krankor

Dang...missed that one. :-)


95 posted on 07/13/2012 8:19:23 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (The Obamas = rude, crude and socially unacceptable)
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To: Chipper

I thought that was Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein.


96 posted on 07/13/2012 8:20:49 PM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: Blogatron

Is that a “cigar boat” behind them?


97 posted on 07/13/2012 8:21:18 PM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: Revolting cat!

That reminds me, I must get my watch fixed.


98 posted on 07/13/2012 8:23:40 PM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: PJ-Comix
The pyroclastic cloud in "Supervolcano".

Lame. Needed crutches.

I say that as a cook that has opened oven doors on pyroclastic flows (small scale).

/johnny

99 posted on 07/13/2012 8:25:50 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: PJ-Comix

The Thing with Two Heads starring Ray Milland and Roosevelt Greer.

Milland plays Dr. Maxwell Kirshner, a dying, wealthy racist who demands that his head be transplanted onto a healthy body. As his health rapidly deteriorates, there remains only one alternative: graft Kirshner’s head onto the body of a black death row inmate, Jack Moss, played by Grier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A


100 posted on 07/13/2012 8:27:51 PM PDT by Jonah Vark (Any 5th grader knows that the Constitution declares the separation of powers.)
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