Posted on 07/03/2012 12:49:54 PM PDT by Luna
There have been some dull opuses here at FR. It’s no wonder they’re met with such contempt and ridicule by other Freepers. No one likes boring. We like to be entertained, for crying out loud! Opus people, if you’re going to write an opus, make it worth our while.
You really need a tater cannon too, is PVC pipe still legal?
LOL! The more drama the better!
______ __ __ ___
/\__ _\ /\ \ /\ \__ __ /\_ \
\/_/\ \/ ___ \_\ \ __ __ ____\ \ ,_\ _ __ /\_\ __ \//\ \
\ \ \ /' _ `\ /'_` \/\ \/\ \ /',__\\ \ \/ /\`'__\/\ \ /'__`\ \ \ \
\_\ \__/\ \/\ \/\ \L\ \ \ \_\ \/\__, `\\ \ \_\ \ \/ \ \ \/\ \L\.\_ \_\ \_
/\_____\ \_\ \_\ \___,_\ \____/\/\____/ \ \__\\ \_\ \ \_\ \__/.\_\/\____\
\/_____/\/_/\/_/\/__,_ /\/___/ \/___/ \/__/ \/_/ \/_/\/__/\/_/\/____/
____ __ __ __
/\ _`\ /\ \__ /\ \__/\ \
\ \,\L\_\ \ ,_\ _ __ __ ___ __\ \ ,_\ \ \___
\/_\__ \\ \ \/ /\`'__\/'__`\/' _ `\ /'_ `\ \ \/\ \ _ `\
/\ \L\ \ \ \_\ \ \//\ __//\ \/\ \/\ \L\ \ \ \_\ \ \ \ \
\ `\____\ \__\\ \_\\ \____\ \_\ \_\ \____ \ \__\\ \_\ \_\
\/_____/\/__/ \/_/ \/____/\/_/\/_/\/___L\ \/__/ \/_/\/_/
__ __ /\____/
/\ \/\ \ \/___/
\ \ \_\ \ __ __ ___ ___ ___ _ __
\ \ _ \/\ \/\ \ /' __` __`\ / __`\/\`'__\
\ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \L\ \ \ \/
\ \_\ \_\ \____/\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \____/\ \_\
\/_/\/_/\/___/ \/_/\/_/\/_/\/___/ \/_/
Kind of like failing trying to commit suicide...lol
guru. You didn't miss anything. It was so lame it got pulled.
“And now, in keeping with Channel 40’s policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you’re about to see another first — an attempted suicide.”
-The American Crisis, December 23, 1776, Thomas Paine
-PJ
Wouldn't that be be "so many opi"?
"The snow-whipped landscape went on for as far as the eye could see. Morgan shouldered his M-16, knowing that there only was twelve minutes left until the boomer arrived. Soon, the ice began to crackle, then pop, then roar, as the submarine began to surface through the ice pack. Help had arrived at last."
LOL!! These are great opus lines, everyone! Thanks! :)
An “opus”? Judging from the comments, “opus” must be the term for a farewell statement.
Like the dork from last night who was so boring I quit reading before it even got 50 responses and there were more than 300.
If you are going to die quietly, then die quietly.....
Beautiful.
What?!!!! Dang man. I always liked you.
Now?
Good riddance ......
/S (obviously)
LOL
Wild horses couldn’t drag me away from here.
You couldn’t pay me enough to leave.
Go away and leave me be.
Oh wait... An opus? [cough]
There was a thread started the other day by a noob who claimed to be a muslim conservative.
I don’t know if he survived.
So long and thanks for all the fish...
Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. Guess I’ll go eat some worms....
LOL
Like a video game.
You should have added the obligatory “/s” at the end.
Then again, if people can’t determine satire and sarcasm they shouldn’t be here literally and figuratively.
“It was a dark and stormy night.”
OMG! That’s heeLarryUs!!!!
If you read his postings another Freeper said he doubted Unkus would be here another month.
Too funny
You owe me a new keyboard.
LOL
When he wrote the first opus, his screen name was “one who knows.” Later, after he came crawling back, he adopted the screen name OWK.
I don’t believe the original can ever be topped. I have no idea if it is still available anywhere.
That’s a classic.
The motorcyclist roared down the freeway at a ridiculous speed. He looked ridiculous in the duck costume that he wore to the Mardi Gras parade. Getting the work permit from the county took a ridiculous amount of time. He bought one that flips. A broad limb he bought. He saw his running socks at the bottom.
“Nobody knows (dramatic pause) the trouble I’ve seen.......”
and then it goes on to list all the trouble seen throughout the agrieved Freeper’s tenure at FR.
Ban me to asshole!
5.56mm
Now that I went all Carl Drega yesterday....
it may be a while 'til I post again
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=485153133371329904&hl=en
(”About Last Night”, 1986. Screenplay adapted by Tim Kazurinsky from SNL and Denise DeClue, from the 1974 play “Sexual Perversity in Chicago” by David Mamet, so the gloriously-filthy-language warning is implied. You have been warned. You’ll have to watch pretty much the entire thing to hear the line, but you’ll know it when you hear it.)
“Good night. I expect more respect tomorrow.”
- DannyH
“In the Beginning, there was nothibug, which was ‘nothing’ spelled wrong ...”
“When Dr. Ron Paul is President, you’ll all be sorry.”
I have no plans to write another opus and sincerely hope I never feel like leaving FR again (and sincerely hope I don't get banned for my misfit opinions), but if I were to do it again today . . . hmm . . . I'm not sure.
Wait a minute . . . I've got an idea . . .
Mashiach HaMelekh is crowned King in Jerusalem and it's not You Know Who. And I say:
NYAH!!!
“Ah, to hell with it...”
If you are reading this you already know that the rogue planet is headed directly toward Earth and that every man, woman, child, wombat, and weird-looking bug (hereinafter WLB) is going to die from the complete disintegration of the planet and the subsequent loss of oxygen and water to the vast, implacable vacuum of space. I have only a few seconds before the Mother Ship arrives to beam me off to my home world, but before it does I want to leave the information necessary for you to save yourselves. It's really simple - all you have to do is
“Juan Hoonoze”, as I saw him called once.
Wow...talk about a name I hadn’t thought of in years....
That was one the most pathetic opus’ I have ever seen. it was boring and I never got to my own posted response because it was so boring.
Did it get pulled for a lack of entertainment? /S
Ban me to asshole!
Lol! I remember that well!
I remember that. I actually welcomed him nicely.
Didn’t want his preordained genetic disposition to go off like a bomb.
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the political bands which have connected him with a website and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle him, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that he should declare the causes which impel him to the separation.
And them I express the outrages which King JimRob the First has thrown against me including:
"He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Moderators without the Consent of our legislatures."
"he has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Viking Kitten Savages whose known rule of Zot, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions."
Now that I went all Carl Drega yesterday....
I remember that story. What did you do? Not that you have to tell me...
5.56mm
-PJ
lolol
Ping me when you post that, mm-kay?
On second thought.... If you do post that - there’ll be no way to read it. This place will be no place without you.
No, it got pulled because...
Well, you better ask the mod why it got pulled. I’d better not say.
By the time... I get to Phoenix... you’ll be reading....
We used to have a FReeper who lived in Iran. He had interesting comments about the Iranian military. Can’t remember his handle now, but haven’t seen any posts from him in years.
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