posted on 05/31/2012 3:21:40 PM PDT
The Baraqqi Depression grinds on.
Grandma forced to steal ingredients for baking.
She probably traded this month’s EBT deposit for booze and cigs.
If this is based on Cops, where’s the guy in the mullet?
posted on 05/31/2012 3:27:15 PM PDT
by Darren McCarty
(The Republican Party is bigger than the presidency.)
The problem with learning crimes from Cops is they only show people that get caught.
posted on 05/31/2012 3:28:30 PM PDT
(Listen, do you smell something?)
Call your congressman, tell them to ban this show.
posted on 05/31/2012 3:34:10 PM PDT
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit; crime does not pay.
posted on 05/31/2012 3:39:51 PM PDT
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
What do you bake with...two Sonicare toothbrush heads?
posted on 05/31/2012 3:56:02 PM PDT
by Osage Orange
(God is my Co-Pilot.)
Anoka woman allegedly stole groceries and other items from a Kmart so that she could bake with her grandson
granny: 'I'll teach you how to bake cookies. First we go to KMart for food.'
Grandson: 'Okay...now what?'
Granny: 'When we get in KMart...you take the butter and hide it in your coat... try not to get caught. Remember we watched 'Cops' to see how NOT to get Caught...Oops.. we got caught...
posted on 05/31/2012 4:16:02 PM PDT
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
Teaching the child to shop-lift.
Not cool, lady. I hope you get sent away so that junior learns the lesson REAL good.
posted on 05/31/2012 4:40:55 PM PDT
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
What is really sad is this lady takes the time to line her purse in tin foil, then lets the LP guy see her putting the cookie fixins in her purse...
posted on 05/31/2012 5:06:31 PM PDT
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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