Posted on 05/26/2012 4:36:23 AM PDT by SMGFan
Miss USA 2012: Swimsuit pics
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Whichever one comes forward and calls Obama a treasonist kenyan usurper.
Transgender comments coming 10-9-8-7...
This post is relevant to my interests!
Or stuttering clusterf*** of a misrable failure.
I sucked it up and looked at all the ladies. Top three: New York, South Carolina, and Texas.
I can’t believe a swimsuit thread is getting this many comments. Guys, we’re about to enter a worldwide recession, the Euro is about to... Whoa Nellie! Did you get a look at Miss South Carolina! Are there any more of her?
She gets points for combining her name and bust size in one word.
Leni
Idaho! Sweet and seems natural (no implants).
I see what you mean. She’s a sweetie pie.
It's so hard. Choosing my favorites, that is.
But there are 3 in a row: Indiana, Iowa, and Kansas. The Midwest is well-represented.
CEASE THIS HARLOTRY!
For my money, my absolute favorite is Miss Indiana.
This is a fraud. Connecticut doesn’t have anyone that looks like that. Well on second thought, she might be an out of state student.....say from Texas or Alabama.
I contemplated putting Indiana in the top. It’s hard to pick just three.
LOL .... Now I have to go look. ....:o)
They all have Farrah Fawcet hair and are dressed and posed to be a come-on to a Playboy mag.
My wife used to love the American Idol type shows until I asked her to look at the girls and tell me if they were not ALL dressed like whores and the singers did that Brittany Spears thing with their voice, not attacking a word but winding up into it ... (uuuuhhhhhh love you, instead of I love you)
I've ruined her TV viewing ... for a little while anyway.
Sorry guys, I still have red blood and enough testosterone, but these girls (as pictured) don't do a thing for me.
This is going to require closer study
But I’d vote NOT GUILTY on all of them.....
You’re gay... :)
Even with that said, there are only a handful that aren't smokin'...
I commend you for your sacrifice.
Did you get a look at Miss South Carolina! Are there any more of her?
“Women are like elephants. I like to look at ‘em, but I wouldn’t want to own one.”
W. C. Fields quote
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
George F. Burns quote
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
Groucho Marx
Iowa, Nebraska, S.Carolina, with Wyoming an honorable mention.
Now have them all sent to my room for the....personal interviews..
I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it.
That is my verdict.
Everyone, ignore Apps. He's drunk.
Well .... All I can tell from these pictures is Miss Minnesotas photo has ensured her last place on that site.
Looks like a Dachau death camp mug shot....aka sick deer in the headlights look.
Lots of beautiful ladies ..... Hard to pick just one.
@http://www.pageantupdate.info/missusa2012/swimsuits.htm
They've got pics there too and theirs go back to 2006.
Thank you. I didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to my fellow FReepers.
The first one, Miss Alabama might be the best. Also Delaware and Georgia. Did not award points for the size of their “rack” because these days those things can be bought! My picks are based on an attempt to “read” their faces and determine if they’d be fun to be with beyond a roll in the hay, or if they’d be a commie-lib PITA!
I’ll never forget some words of wisdom spoken by the female Executive Secretary of a professional association of which I am a member.....when one day at a convention in a hotel she saw a group of us oggling a slinky young maiden with a large rack.
The Exec. Sec. said to us: “Hey guys; never forget, when looking at a woman like that......somewhere there’s a MAN who’s getting TIRED of her $h!t.
Perhaps you could post an example of one that does? For calibration purposes.
See #29 for several years worth, not just one, of hitting it. Use a bib and help save a keyboard.
Least attractive, Minnesota, New Hampshire and Oklahoma. Total Dogs.
Leni
That’s only 50 of the 51. Is Miss DC unworthy of your attention?
Thanks for taking one for the team.
Miss. Idaho, Miss. Wyoming and Miss. S. Carolina
@Miss Minnesota - Nitaya Panemalaythong
{;^)
You can have Miss Pa. and I’ll take an Irish Setter.
But you did make me look....:-)
Thank You, I was not aware of that fine resource. Was just checking the entertainment web sites. Seems like a slow new Saturday morning of Memorial Day Weekend, except for that Congressman McCotter’s huge FAIL.
I don’t mess with Territory Chicks.
Miss AZ is transgender (check her package) and Miss DE looks the one most likely to get in trouble.
Oh, c’mon. I bet you can drink ‘em pretty!
Just doing my duty. If you find similar threads, don’t be afraid to ask me for help.
Well now... That’s a most attractive young lady. She has a kind of uh... real look about her if you know what I mean.
This is how every Saturday should start.
2. Florida
3. Iowa
4. Ohio
5. Nebraska
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