Posted on 05/01/2012 3:17:18 PM PDT by cll
KABUL (SAT 1 Re) - Unable to convince the Joint Chiefs of Staff to nominate him for the Medal of Honor for his actions of May 2, 2011, President Obama has decided to award himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom instead.
During his address to the Global Community from Afghanistan later tonight, Supreme Commader-in-Chief Obama will have Afghan President Karzai hold the coveted award while he runs his head through the ribbon himself.
"It is altogether fitting and appropriate that we do this", said our new National Hero. "My actions on that momentous day will forever mark a new beginning in decision making, when the elimination call of terrorist has-beens are again validated by the wisdom of the Excellency in the White House Situation Room", he added.
"I'm already envisioning the National Mausoleum that will one day grace the National Mall with the embalmed body of my First Pride, for all of posterity to see on every May 1 from that day to eternity", waxed a proud First Mother Michelle Obama.
Developing...
You can leave the sarc tag off
if 0dumbo thought he could do this he would.
and yet i laughed
Can he be embalmed early...
Have you a real link or are you just full of it?
Did he also give himself another Nobel Peace Prize?
Read the keywords in OP’s post.
No. I will not support fakery.
You go ahead and support fakery.
As my Mom used to say, I’d like to buy him for what he’s worth and sell him for what he thinks he’s worth.
Well then, click on the link to OP’s source, right underneath OP’s title above. Put your responses there. They would love to hear from you. Trust me. No fakery.
Funny picture
Considering he got a Nobel Prize in 2009, for doing absolutely nothing, I do not consider this to be satire.
Pure BS, JACKASS!!!
You’re funny.
“No. I will not support fakery. You go ahead and support fakery”
So then humblegunner is your real name???
“No. I will not support fakery. You go ahead and support fakery”
So then humblegunner is your real name???
They already got my response, Junior. How about you?
Fakery is bullshit. Not needed. Bad form and lame as hell.
Ought to be removed as a matter of fact.
The very idea, trying to trick folks. Sucker needs punched.
Sure is.
You got a problem with that?
You’re so funny. Lol. You made me laugh. I know you are kidding, but it still is funny. Have a great day FRiend.
Obama’s hands show his white half in that picture.
And is that LA Cardinal Mahoney egging him on?
He’s a funny-bunny all right. Gunner just needs a lemon grenade rolled down the aisle to him every now and then.
Like they said about the Puritans, HG lives in haunting fear that someone, somewhere on FR might be happy or enjoying him/herself.
It’s usually any thread where he deigns to enter an appearance. Lighten up (real name) Francis!
If this article is met with disapproval, make sure not to read anything by Iowahawk or Semi-Satire from Arizona.
LOL, really :-)
Is this for real?
So your satire may not be that far off...
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
“You got a problem with that”?
Not at all. I’m just glad that at least your parents had a sense of humor, shame it wasn’t passed on.
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It still cracked me up when I saw it.
Is this satire or are you really an asshole?
Ahhh, you're a newb. Hang around awhile longer, and it will become QUITE evident.
As a newb., I would like to know how someone who has been suspended or banned, is able to post?
Ping- this is right up your alley!
Though I believe he has been given a few timeouts.
It cracks me up too!
That profile is fakery. Ironic, isn’t it?
I guess he really is an asshole.
Oh Snap!
So is your mom.
That’s it? That’s your best shot?
Go crawl back under your rock.
Anyone know how to filter out the satirical/humor posts on FR? I have very limited time to peruse this Forum, so I’d like to not waste time on fictitious items.
I’ve never messed around much with the settings on MY ACCOUNT, but I would prefer to receive just straight REAL news items on my FR page. If I want humor/lampooning, I’d just like to seek that out in a separate area.
I don’t like to mix my peas and mashed potatoes.
Thanks for any help. Much appreciated.
My “best shot” was made to your face, unlike yours which was made behind my back.
I guess you can figure out what that makes you.
Not sure what that makes me, but I know that I would never stand in front of you in a buffet line.
Well let me help you out there, bud.
Taking shots at someone behind their back makes you a coward.
cow·ard
noun
1.
a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty,
opposition, pain, etc.; a timid or easily intimidated person.
adjective
2.
lacking courage; very fearful or timid.
3.
proceeding from or expressive of fear or timidity: a coward cry.
It makes you a few other things too, but I'm watching my language today.
Where did the expression "Oh snap!" come from?
Seriously. I just started seeing/hearing it just over a year ago, and it meaning is far from obvious. For some reason, at least to me, the expression comes off as faintly "northeast/New England liberal" and more than just faintly gay.
However, you just might be on to something about that 'faintly gay' part ......
To finally put the issue to rest.. it’s Hemingway.
http://wikilivres.info/wiki/For_Whom_the_Bell_Tolls/9
“In this war are many foolish things,” Agustín said. “In this war there is an idiocy without bounds.”
“Clearly,” said Pilar. “Otherwise we could not be here.”
“Yes,” said Agustín. “We swim within the idiocy for a year now. But Pablo is a man of much understanding. Pablo is very wily.”
“Why do you say this?”
“I say it.”
“But you must understand,” Pilar explained. “It is now too late to be saved by wiliness and he has lost the other.”
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