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Obama's Palin Joke: 'What's the Difference Between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull?'
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Posted on 04/29/2012 4:54:22 PM PDT by Sub-Driver

Obama's Palin Joke: 'What's the Difference Between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull?' By CNSNews.com Staff April 29, 2012

(CNSNews.com) - At the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday Night, President Barack Obama made a joke at the expense of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

The joke alluded to a story Obama told in his memoir, Dreams of My Father, about having eaten dog meat as boy while he was living in Indonesia.

"Even Sarah Palin is getting back into the game, guest hosting on The Today Show--which reminds me of an old saying: What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious," Obama told a hotel ballroom full of laughing Washington reporters and Hollywood celebrities.

"A little soy sauce," Obama added.


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KEYWORDS: dogmeat; muslimterroristchief; obamaeatsdogs; obamaquotes; osamabinhussein; palinbashing
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What poor taste (no pun intended.......)
1 posted on 04/29/2012 4:54:25 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

So was he going for Hannibal Lecter twisted or sexist pig disgusting with that joke? Considering how his pal Bil Mahar rolls, I’m guessing the latter.


2 posted on 04/29/2012 4:56:15 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Sub-Driver
Uh, Mr. President (aka President DumbA$$, America's President Mugabe) a classless society does not mean a classless President.

Sheesh, what a boorish bore Obama is.

3 posted on 04/29/2012 4:58:10 PM PDT by Chgogal (WSJ, Coulter, Kristol, Krauthammer, Rove et al., STFU. Thank you.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Hmmmmm....Obama seems to be *trying* to wage war on women.


4 posted on 04/29/2012 4:58:27 PM PDT by SumProVita (Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified Decartes))
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To: Sub-Driver

Who writes Obama’s material, Charles Manson?


5 posted on 04/29/2012 5:00:56 PM PDT by Argus
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To: Sub-Driver

i don’t even get what the joke is. he wants to eat sarah palin? but would rather eat a dog instead?

sorry, but i don’t see the joke, quite apart from the clownish demeanor part, and:

for a POTUS?..........

wow, can you see any other president great or not great making such a clown of himself?


6 posted on 04/29/2012 5:02:13 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: Sub-Driver

What do you expect from a guy who has monkey ears?


7 posted on 04/29/2012 5:05:50 PM PDT by A Cyrenian (Timothy Geithner - proving TurboTax is not idiot proof.)
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To: Sub-Driver
What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious," Obama told a hotel ballroom full of laughing Washington reporters and Hollywood celebrities.


8 posted on 04/29/2012 5:09:13 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: Sub-Driver

Zero is an ASS and yes I mean that figuratively!


9 posted on 04/29/2012 5:11:04 PM PDT by VastRWCon (There are no coincidences in politics)
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To: A Cyrenian

If W said the same thing PETA would have gone nuts and somebody would be frog marched off to jail.


10 posted on 04/29/2012 5:11:04 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: Sub-Driver

What’s the difference between a turd and the sitting potus?

There isn’t any.


11 posted on 04/29/2012 5:11:13 PM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like it)
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To: GQuagmire

What’s the difference in a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull?

Michelle Obama has never had sex with a Hockey Mom.


12 posted on 04/29/2012 5:13:09 PM PDT by no dems (TED CRUZ: A PROVEN CONSERVATIVE FOR U.S. SENATE FROM TEXAS.)
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To: beebuster2000

I also don’t understand what the point or punch line of the joke is.

Of course, I’m not liberal and with it and all that, so maybe it goes right over my head...............


13 posted on 04/29/2012 5:13:16 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: beebuster2000
i don’t even get what the joke is

0bama is the joke.

But I agree, that was not funny or understandable.

14 posted on 04/29/2012 5:14:10 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: freeangel
> What’s the difference between a turd and the sitting potus? There isn’t any.

LOL! At least, not in the past three years. Hope springs eternal, though Romney ain't exciting me either.

15 posted on 04/29/2012 5:14:27 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Sub-Driver
No real man would prefer dog to a lovely lady.

My apologies, I'm just sayin'...

16 posted on 04/29/2012 5:15:22 PM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (Typed using <FONT STYLE=SARCASM> unless otherwise noted)
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To: Sub-Driver

I just cannot—cannot—believe people voted for such a piece of trash, and will do it all over again. He is an utter and complete disgrace to this great country.


17 posted on 04/29/2012 5:15:56 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: Sub-Driver

“The joke alluded to a story Obama told in his memoir, Dreams of My Father, about having eaten dog meat as boy while he was living in Indonesia. “

so much for that line of attack against Romney.


18 posted on 04/29/2012 5:16:37 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: Sub-Driver

“Dog Eater,” the Music Video

Music: Hall/Oates
Lyrics: Made possible by a grant from the Lolo D. and Catherine T. Soetoro Foundation

He only comes out at night
To find a tasty bite
Nothing is new, I’ve seen his gaze before
Watching and waiting
He’s sitting with you but eyeing some Basset Hounds

So many to taste and see
Chihuahua fricasse
Dear Leader is wild, but he’s tamed by the taste of a puppy’s tail
Served up on a platter
The school lunches are sure gonna get bizarre

Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater

I wonder if Michelle approves
Fried puppy just won’t do
Poached poodle flan, the One will really rip their fur apart
Mind over matter
TelePrompTer glaze but a beast is in his heart

Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater

http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/04/20/president-obama-dog-eater-the-music-video/


19 posted on 04/29/2012 5:20:31 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: freeangel
What’s the difference between a turd and the sitting potus?

A turd doesn't need a teleprompter.

20 posted on 04/29/2012 5:21:58 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Chgogal

Sheesh, what a boorish bore Obama is.

What we see here is the difference between President
and resident. Ronald Reagan, George Bush I. and II.
would crack jokes about themselves, be self depreciating.
Obama’s ego will not permit that, he has to depreciate
someone else.


21 posted on 04/29/2012 5:23:20 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Cicero

If half of this site has its way , Ghettobama will have four more years to trash Sarah like this.


22 posted on 04/29/2012 5:23:27 PM PDT by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: 2nd wave of attacks on America after 9/11)
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To: Sub-Driver

Dog-eating communist freak.


23 posted on 04/29/2012 5:24:19 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (Obama ate his own dog as a child in Indonesia??)
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To: dayglored

YOU CAN”T GET EXCITED ABOUT ROMNEY WHEN THE ALTERNATIVE IS OBAMA HUSSEIN, A CONFIRMED MUSLIM TERRORIST WHO HATES AMERICA!!!!!!

FOR SHAME ON YOU!!!

WHEN IS AMERICA GOING TO WAKE UP TO THIS HORRIBLE FRAUD, OSAMA BIN HUSSEIN ???


24 posted on 04/29/2012 5:26:26 PM PDT by True Republican Patriot (May GOD SAVE OUR AMERICA from ALLAH and his Prophet, HUSSEIN OBAMA!!)
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To: Sub-Driver

25 posted on 04/29/2012 5:27:15 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Sub-Driver

26 posted on 04/29/2012 5:27:59 PM PDT by BigLittle
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To: ari-freedom

I am sorry to say, I thought it was funny in a bit of a sick way. Funny none the less! It had nothing to do with Sarah Palin that was the set up!
Obammy is a Commie but I laughed!


27 posted on 04/29/2012 5:31:24 PM PDT by Blacksheep (There are no coincidences......)
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To: GlockThe Vote

What’s the difference between the Austrian Hitler and the Halfrican Hitler?

The body count of innocent dead people.


28 posted on 04/29/2012 5:31:48 PM PDT by MikeSteelBe (Austrian Hitler was, as the Halfrican Hitler does.)
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To: TigersEye

29 posted on 04/29/2012 5:31:59 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: MikeSteelBe

Probably not much, but with Obama there is a 100 percent chance of communism tyranny and abuse. W myth - there is an 50-80 percent chance.

Am voting based on the 20 percent chance knowing full well myth will make me sick and have to fight him like we did bush over meirs, amnesty, Dubai ports, etc.

this ghetto Islamist scumbag needs to go.


30 posted on 04/29/2012 5:36:49 PM PDT by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: 2nd wave of attacks on America after 9/11)
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To: Sub-Driver

Zero has not only eaten the dog. He has screwed the pooch.


31 posted on 04/29/2012 5:39:29 PM PDT by gopno1
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To: Sub-Driver

Dinner's here!
32 posted on 04/29/2012 5:41:43 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: tet68

Precisely ... Obama’s ego won’t allow for true, self-natured ribbing, so he has to include another “safe” target.


33 posted on 04/29/2012 5:43:52 PM PDT by mikrofon (NObama '12)
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To: gopno1
"Zero has not only eaten the dog. He has screwed the pooch."

oh you said pooch
34 posted on 04/29/2012 5:45:56 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: Sub-Driver

Oh yeah laugh at Holder sending guns o Mexico that killed 2 men. Why not have the balls to joke about Treyvon then you assholes?


35 posted on 04/29/2012 5:46:48 PM PDT by DainBramage
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To: no dems
Can you say that with any real certainty? Who the heck knows anything about these people.
36 posted on 04/29/2012 5:47:22 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: mnehring

Excellent chance that he would never, ah, “eat” a Hockey Mom, so no surprise he prefers dog, or perhaps Reggie Love/Larry Sinclair.


37 posted on 04/29/2012 5:57:00 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: ari-freedom

That is one dog butt ugly thing in green. Female dogs are safe from the muzzie and I hear he only eats dark meat. A little chicken humor.


38 posted on 04/29/2012 5:58:38 PM PDT by gopno1
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To: Sub-Driver

I always heard black men don’t perform that particular deed.


39 posted on 04/29/2012 5:58:48 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: True Republican Patriot
> YOU CAN”T GET EXCITED ABOUT ROMNEY WHEN THE ALTERNATIVE IS OBAMA HUSSEIN, A CONFIRMED MUSLIM TERRORIST WHO HATES AMERICA!!!!!! FOR SHAME ON YOU!!! WHEN IS AMERICA GOING TO WAKE UP TO THIS HORRIBLE FRAUD, OSAMA BIN HUSSEIN ???

You needn't shout. I can read your words easier if you use standard English mixed case.

Everybody can see that you would vote for an old sneaker if it had an "(R)" next to its name. I'm more picky, but that's my option, you know.

I want a Chief Executive who has the values I think a Chief Executive needs to run this country properly. Respect and Love for the Constitution and the intent of the Founders. Fiscal responsibility in the form of drastically reduced federal spending, and thus lower federal taxes. A strong international hand that helps our allies and punishes our enemies. Strong support for the military. Strong support for individual initiative rather than entitlements and handouts. Strong commitment to protecting our borders. An end to protected classes and special privileges. And so on.

Obummer is a disaster for America. Another four years of him will continue and extend the damage he's doing.

But Romney is only faintly better. Really. Look beyond your precious "(R)" and see that he's just another liberal, and kind of a weird one at that.

That's why I'm not excited about him. I wish Palin had run, or that Gingrich had done better. Oh well. Better luck for me -- and America -- next time.

40 posted on 04/29/2012 6:00:32 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Sub-Driver

It’s becoming clear that obamas aides are having a fun at his expense


41 posted on 04/29/2012 6:01:50 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: freeangel
"What’s the difference between a turd and the sitting potus?

There isn’t any."

Yes there is...A turd doesn't smell near as bad...

(Which raises another question: If by some miracle he is kicked out in November, how many years and dollars will be required to pump out, purge, and sanitize the WH and Executive Office Building?)

42 posted on 04/29/2012 6:04:52 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
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To: Sub-Driver

Well, since the tastelessness door has already been flung open by our fine President, what’s the difference between Obama’s mom and a watermelon?


43 posted on 04/29/2012 6:10:11 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Aevery_Freeman

Why do I believe Sarah will have the last laugh?


44 posted on 04/29/2012 6:10:31 PM PDT by Big Horn (Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
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To: mikrofon
Judging by the body language, looks like that dog hasn't been trained at all; I hope his daughters got better and more attention.
It doesn't take much training of dog and master for a dog not to "walk" straining at the leash.

Figures.
Appearance over substance.

45 posted on 04/29/2012 6:22:37 PM PDT by Publius6961 ("It's easy to make promises you can't keep" - B.H.Obama Feb 23, 2012)
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To: Sub-Driver

Ah POTUS, ye of no class or substance. Respect the office, but the man who holds the office earns no respect.


46 posted on 04/29/2012 6:23:07 PM PDT by Ranger Warrior ("To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Sub-Driver

Wow, what a sick SOB he is.
That was not the least bit funny, but it was Un-American, and he’s real good at being that.


47 posted on 04/29/2012 6:23:44 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("War." Andrew Breitbart)
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To: dayglored
"But Romney is only faintly better. Really. Look beyond your precious "(R)" and see that he's just another liberal, and kind of a weird one at that. "

I dislike RINO's like Romney, McCain, Bush, and Bush intensely and understand the damage they have done over the years...primarily through politcal cowardice. However, your infinite cluelessness is showing...

"...only faintly better..."
What an absurd statement. Our dear leader is bent on destroying the Nation and creating tyranny...Romney is not.

"...he's just another liberal, "
Good grief! Stupdity unmasked! Our dear leader is not a "liberal". He is a born and bred Marxist.

"...and kind of a weird one at that."
Finally, dear leader is not "kind of weird"...He is full out evil to the core with absolutely no redeeming values. You imply through this statement that he may have some redeeming value and/or values.

Sorry...I feel compelled to issue a:

Troll Alert!

48 posted on 04/29/2012 6:24:18 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
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To: SumProVita

Sure seems like obamma and his minions ‘hate’ women!


49 posted on 04/29/2012 6:38:52 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: Sub-Driver

His “joke” implies that he has “eaten” a hockey mom (Sarah Palin) and prefers dog? Bizarre to say the least....


50 posted on 04/29/2012 6:49:43 PM PDT by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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