Don't even get me started on the shopping patterns thing.
Hunter: "All right, we need to navigate to our target, and when we've located it we need to be quiet, plan/coordinate our attack, seize the game, prep it and get outta Dodge before large predators smell the prize and come to investigate." (Home Depot Run With a Mission Focus)
Gatherer: "Should I put this in my basket? This mushroom looks a bit like the one that felled half of the Sho Pere clan a month back. I don't know. . . What do you think, Moose Shale?" (Will this Scarf Fall Flat at the Party?")
"We are Here to Hide those who realize where Sanity lies! *hug*"
I know, right? Heh hehehe hehehehehehheh bwaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
We were talking about shoes last night at Cub Scouts. I have five pairs: sneakers, sandals, off-white pumps, black pumps, and steel-toed work/hiking boots. And my Noconas.
One of the other leaders said his wife had worn that many pairs just today!