Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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My tail got fractured and healed at a 90 degree angle.
I can't seem to work up a comment about your hypotenuse without it sounding rather risqué.
I’m sure you’ll think of some angle.
Well I didn’t mean to imply that I did not find it entertaining.
“hypotenuse “
Thank you for my first lol today!
Good morning, y’all!
Off to get groceries, Frontline for Crowbar, and landline-type phone since we don’t have to travel much any more.
What’s a landline-type phone?
Good to hear!
Good morning! Tom’s going to drive me to the Post Office and the Walmart.
Not a cell phone. A stationary device you leave at home when you go out.
A stationary device?
Like something you’d get at a stationary store?
A pad of paper and a pencil?
You’re psychic. I had to dredge up the “stationery-pen” spelling rule to post that. Btw, your yesterday posts cracked me up. I was offline yesterday because of backing up all my files. There are logistical issues involving flying cats and dogs w/draggy, short legs disconnecting cables when I tx data, so I usually park the units somewhere that the fuzzballs will ignore them.
Heh. Unfortunately, the "I'm a happy camper" should have been followed by a </sarc> tag. The prospects of the second orthopedic surgery weren't initially on the table, much less the prospects of a third one.
I'm worried that I'll eventually refer to surgeries with a "I", "II" and "XIV" after them, much like Rocky movies or Superbowls.
Oh, sorry.
The reason I thought you were series is that, during conversation w/a friend yesterday, she told me how happy she was with a temporary neural stimulator implant, how much pain she’s in now, and how enthused she is about having a permanent one implanted. Sometimes, you feel better after a procedure. I had two major abdominal procedures for obstruction, and I felt a lot better after the issue was addressed. Same for dental procedures. I guess I’m just lucky. Please excuse....
Happy shopping!
Sometimes I try to imagine your grocery list.
P.S. The friend to whom I referred had, I think, fourteen orthopedic surgeries. My frame of reference is skewed.
Howdy...Happy Monday?!!!!! Down right spring weather for us except the 3ft of snow!
We have a foot of snow on Mt. Charleston, but today will be in the high 70’s. YAY!!!
It was 68 here yesterday!
Gracious. I hope your friend is facing no more surgery, and that he or she has recovered as well as possible and is in no pain.
My frame of reference is skewed, but then again, most everything about me is skewed. That's my . . . charm?
YAY!!!
I’m all for the sun making the white stuff go away if I have to tromp or drive through it! LOL!
Lemme guess: left your hypotenuse in acute pain at both ends?
85 here. I turned on the air conditioning so I could run on the treadmill while the oven was on ;-). Now I’ll adjust it, and hopefully it will be much cooler later, so we can open the windows again.
Funny. You don't look skewish.
Oy vey!
I'd applaud for that, but what is the sound of one hand clapping?
It’s quieter than two hands, but it is still audible. Fingers can’t get up too much momentum before they strike the palm.
Hey! There are people around here who may get ideas (although I’d give $2 and old MTA token to be able to turn my head like that right now).
Have a cup of green tea. It’s supposed to be very good for you. Oooooomm.
And goodnight, all. Peaceful sleepz.,
Irrational can be entertaining.
pH is a measurement of the acidity or basicity of an aqueous solution.
Not all sentences must start with a capital.
Happy Tuesday!
Actually, she’s still in quite a bit of pain. She has to have a carotid endarterectomy and a bladder repair procedure, but she has to wait until the cardiologist approves. She’s also waiting for the permanent neural stimulator. She worked very hard all of her life. She’s a delightful, intelligent person and is a great blessing in my life, as are the UTers. I just hope she doesn’t stroke while waiting for the carotid surgery.
Actually, my physician ignored my complaints of pain. After about a month, he took a film and stated that he’d have to rebreak with it, I passed out at the thought, and the matter was closed for discussion.
Come to think of it, when I went to the hospital to deliver my first child, that physician wanted to send me home. The nurse looked at me and advised against it. I had checked into the hospital at 1100, and at 1330, I delivered. Total labor time: 4.5 hours.
I think the fact that I delivered in an inner urban hospital w/a vast minority-group patient population had something to do with it. Also that I was a diminutive Caucasian female.
Actually, the reason I didn’t complain is that no one would have given a rip if I had. I haven’t thought about that in years. I am so blessed now....
Is this train of thought discouraged on the UT?
Well, regardless, I’m *very* fortunate now and have a beautiful, peaceful life.
Treadmill—you are *so* virtuous!
skewish.
Lol!
Please see tagline.
Thx lol!
I always figured a dust bunnie was somebody either coming or going...
;o]
All trains of thought are encouraged, unless they wreck on something ... in which case, we all tidy up while making jokes.
Back from Weight Watchers and the eye doctor. I lost 2.4 lbs. in 3 weeks. Tom got contact lenses. Now we have to go to the Post Orifice because I have two things that need to go out today, and they already delivered in the neighborhood.
One thing after another ...
My train of thought was derailed!
So cute
Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning ... they’ll just get it dirty again!
"Why do I have to make my bed when in a few hours I will be getting back in the bed again?"
Despite the logic she didn't buy it.
Re: dust bunnie. That’s what they taught us when we were kids.
I never got that either. Now I practice it.
There were three Indian squaws.
One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin.
All three became pregnant.
The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that the sons of squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
Thank you for third lol today!
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